RE: JUST4KIMMY tell her a joke guys...
raylovschicks > 05/11/2011, 01:03
this is kool one...ALEX FERGUSON,ARSENE WENGER and KENNY DALGLISH go to heaven.,the 3 of them are sent to the pearly gates of heaven where they have to give a 5minute talk on why ST PETER should support their club.,ARSENE WENGER starts off first and in the end ST PETER praises him and says "by the way" did you remember that time when Eduardo so blatantly and obviously dived in that game ? WENGER replies "i cannot say.Maybe,possibly,i don,t know but i didn,t see it."This pisses ST PETER of a bit,so he sends Arsene back to Earth.,KENNY has his turn,sits down and places a big sealed portfolio with files inside it.He gives ST PETER a 5minute talk on why Liverpool FC is the best club in the world and why he should support them.ST PETER interrupts him at 4;50 seconds and asks,"But how can you be so sure Liverpool FC are the best club of the three to support ? Kenny simply says,"ST PETER,I,m simply stating the facts." ST PETER doesnt like the tone of Kenny,s voice,so sends him back to Earth too.,ST PETER looks towards ALEX,who remarks,"5 minutes? Is that all you,re giving me ? This is a fucking disgrace..."
My wife was wanking me off last night and i went and shit all over her tits,."you fucking dirty bastard!" she shouted at me.,"What the fuck are you talking about?"i said, "you,re the one with shit on your tits."