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06/11/2016, 17:32
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Paddy was selling his pet python on ebay.
Some bloke called Paddy and asked him "Is it big?" Paddy said "Its Massive." The bloke says "How many feet?" Paddy replies "None, it's a snake, ya feckin eeijit." Did you hear..viagra now comes as a nasal spray. Its for dickheads. |
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11/11/2016, 18:40
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Thank fuck the American election is over for another four years.
Now the rest of the world can go back to hating it's own politicians. What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs. |
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12/11/2016, 11:45
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I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs.
She replied "Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left." I remember when me and my wife had just started seeing each other. She walked into Asda to see me on a step ladder stacking up boxes of washing powder. She said "You liar. You told me you were a stunt pilot." I said "No I didn't. I told you I was a member of the Aerial display team" |
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12/11/2016, 17:45
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13/11/2016, 16:24
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Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says " I've got a huge crack"
The other replies " Stop teasing me, im not fucking hard yet". My Korean friend died last week... So Yung You think that shops load up early for christmas! Well, my supermarket has already got birthday cakes inand thats not for another 7 months!! |
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16/11/2016, 16:44
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17/11/2016, 18:18
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A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide...
Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back? Did you know that diarrhea can actually kill you? Even if you only drink a little bit of it. Congratulations to Marijuana for winning more states than Hillary . |
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18/11/2016, 14:05
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RE: Jokes
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19/11/2016, 18:45
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Went to a wedding today.
It was just some girl from the office that I don't even like that much, but I thought I'd show my face just to be sociable. Plus, her dad is paying for our honeymoon. |
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21/11/2016, 01:33
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Walking home from the pub last night, I was stopped by a policewoman.
She said "You're staggering." I said "Oh thank you, you're not so bad yourself." :P |
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