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01/02/2015, 04:06
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The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is getting a punch.
Ive got a part time job for a company making rubberised computer keyboards. They offer flexible shifts. |
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06/02/2015, 11:48
Post: #542
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Poundland going to buy the 99p stores for £55 million.
I bet they raise the prices. Sometimes, a little perspective is needed Shut up! (10) |
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07/02/2015, 12:59
Post: #543
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I saw Mark Morrisson going in to an apple store earlier today...I bet he was returning his Mac.
Really Google Autocomplete? Do you honestly think i want to search for "Hardcore Poem". One armed butlers. They can take it but they cant dish it out. |
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08/02/2015, 04:08
Post: #544
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There was a survey on why men enjoyed blowjobs - 5% liked the look, 15% liked the feel and the other 80% liked the silence.
I was sucking off this bird last night when i thought, "Wait a minute.." Wat did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged. |
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09/02/2015, 01:54
Post: #545
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What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise.
I was in the gym changing room when i saw a bloke watching me dry my bum. I warned my mate that there was a weirdo about. He said that maybe it was innocent and he was just waiting to use the hand dryers. |
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09/02/2015, 22:25
Post: #546
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" |
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10/02/2015, 17:08
(This post was last modified: 10/02/2015, 17:08 by Hilary Briss.)
Post: #547
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12/02/2015, 10:09
Post: #548
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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
Assbrazil is the best |
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12/02/2015, 10:22
Post: #549
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(21/11/2014, 17:49)gymaddict69 Wrote: The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" (12/02/2015, 10:09)care3 Wrote: The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" toooooo slow! |
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14/02/2015, 00:01
Post: #550
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My girlfriend asked me if i had ever pissed in the shower. I said, " yeah, a couple of times, accidently ". She said " Thats disgusting! What do you mean, accidently". " Hey", i said, " These things happen when youre having a shit".
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