Johnny Depp says Elon Musk has a crooked dick after he shagged Amber Heard

[ReedeFox]

With the Johnny Depp & Amber Heard divorce case still raging on in court, more details are coming to light including a story that Amber had a threesome with Elon Musk and Cara Delavingne whilst she was still married to Depp. Yikes

 

With all these details now coming out it’s only natural that Depp would still harbour a grudge against Musk. I mean who wouldn’t? No one wants to think of their wife being banged out by some eccentric billionaire whilst you’re still married. Depp recently had his texts leaked and a message to his mate Christian Carino, had a few choice words to say about Musk: 
 

She’s begging for total global humiliation…She’s gonna get it…she sucked Mollusk’s crooked dick and he gave her some shit lawyers…I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion, or what I once thought was love for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market.

I’m so fucking happy she wants to go to fight this out!!!,” She will hit the wall hard!!! And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cock guzzler out of my life!!! I met an fucking sublime little Russian here…Which made me realise the time I blew on that 50 cent stripper. But, NOW, I will stop at nothing!!! Let’s see if mollusk has a pair…Come see me face to face…I’ll show him things he’s never seen before….Like, the other side of his dick when I slice it off.

 
Overused flappy fish market. Ouch! Crooked dick you say? How crooked we talking? Over ripe banana? Boomerang? Sounds like Jack Sparrow has a few anger issues to deal with but I guess being dragged through the courts will do that to a person.

[Jackdalad]

Holy Crap I never knew Depp had it in him hahaha
Mollusk as he's being reffered to and Depp should do a celebrity boxing match to settle things, raise a bit of money for charity in the process and give us some celebrity bloodshed. Money would naturally be on Depp needless to say