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Jennifer Lopez, half naked

• Jennifer Lopez, half naked

• Jennifer Lopez, half naked

  StrumSolo > 01/11/2018, 17:09

  Half naked. Tricksy turn of phrase, isn't it?  You can never be quite sure what it is you're getting.
  
  Topless, bottomless - fine - we're all going home happy.  A bikini will generally do the trick too.  Lingerie?  Sorry to be pedantic here guys, but that's half dressed.  As are are a multitude of combinations involving jeans, tees, knitwear and the like.  Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining, Becky.
  
  And as if things weren't already confusing enough, along comes J-Lo to turn the game on it's head.  What do we even call this new take on partial nudity?  Rightless?
  
  
  
  
  
  And what happens if leftless becomes a thing as well?  Will we have to pick a side?  Could get messy.
  
  Here's a couple more pics from the shoot.
  
  
  
  
  
  She's 49 (saved you a Google).  Looking well for it, right?

• RE: Jennifer Lopez, half naked

  johncack > 02/11/2018, 09:08

  A truly amazing woman.

• RE: Jennifer Lopez, half naked

  parkaner > 02/11/2018, 15:39

  There should be a 'migraine inducing wallpaper' warning attached to this article.

• RE: Jennifer Lopez, half naked

  Hilary Briss > 02/11/2018, 15:41

  Fucking wrong half though.
  
  Innit.

• RE: Jennifer Lopez, half naked

  FantasticMR > 02/11/2018, 15:44

  (02/11/2018, 15:41)Hilary Briss Wrote: Fucking wrong half though.
  
  Innit.

  
  Here, here! I'd like to see her anus.

• RE: Jennifer Lopez, half naked

  Hilary Briss > 02/11/2018, 15:48

  (02/11/2018, 15:44)FantasticMR Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:41)Hilary Briss Wrote: Fucking wrong half though.
  
  Innit.

  
  Here, here! I'd like to see her anus. 

  
  Seen.
  
  Well bleached.
  
  Innit.

• RE: Jennifer Lopez, half naked

  Buck > 02/11/2018, 15:56

  (02/11/2018, 15:48)Hilary Briss Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:44)FantasticMR Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:41)Hilary Briss Wrote: Fucking wrong half though.
  
  Innit.

  
  Here, here! I'd like to see her anus. 

  
  Seen.
  
  Well bleached.
  
  Innit.

  
  You have an obsession with the anus.

• RE: Jennifer Lopez, half naked

  FantasticMR > 02/11/2018, 16:00

  (02/11/2018, 15:56)Bucket Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:48)Hilary Briss Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:44)FantasticMR Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:41)Hilary Briss Wrote: Fucking wrong half though.
  
  Innit.

  
  Here, here! I'd like to see her anus.  

  
  Seen.
  
  Well bleached.
  
  Innit. 

  
  You have an obsession with the anus. 

  
  I likes what I likes. I'll make no excuses.

• RE: Jennifer Lopez, half naked

  Hilary Briss > 02/11/2018, 16:02

  (02/11/2018, 15:56)Bucket Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:48)Hilary Briss Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:44)FantasticMR Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:41)Hilary Briss Wrote: Fucking wrong half though.
  
  Innit.

  
  Here, here! I'd like to see her anus.  

  
  Seen.
  
  Well bleached.
  
  Innit. 

  
  You have an obsession with the anus. 

  
  Speaketh the man who broke his on a ladychaps penis.

• RE: Jennifer Lopez, half naked

  FantasticMR > 02/11/2018, 16:16

  (02/11/2018, 16:02)Hilary Briss Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:56)Bucket Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:48)Hilary Briss Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:44)FantasticMR Wrote:

  (02/11/2018, 15:41)Hilary Briss Wrote: Fucking wrong half though.
  
  Innit.

  
  Here, here! I'd like to see her anus.   

  
  Seen.
  
  Well bleached.
  
  Innit.  

  
  You have an obsession with the anus.  

  
  Speaketh the man who broke his on a ladychaps penis. 

  
  Dying.
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