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20/12/2023, 14:45
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(20/12/2023, 13:15)crag44 Wrote: fook christmas Who hurt you, Crag? Come and be merry, tis the season. Visit us @ https://www.rampant.tv/channels |
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20/12/2023, 14:57
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20/12/2023, 15:31
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RE: It’s Christmasssssssss!
Lads, gather round! It's Christmas, a time for joy, merriment, and... caution in the bedroom? That's right. Dr. Nikolaos Pyrgides, a slick urologist from Ludwig Maximilian University, drops a bombshell: Christmas is prime time for penile fractures. Imagine this – you're in the throes of passion, maybe trying that adventurous reverse cowgirl, and then snap – your manhood goes from hero to zero!
Picture the scene: There's a loud crack, agony strikes, and your pride and joy resembles an overripe eggplant. And guess what? These festive fractures aren't just folklore. Dr. Pyrgides and his crew scoured German hospital data, finding a 43% spike in these cringe-worthy injuries during Christmas. Wild, huh? Turns out, the average Joe risking his joystick is 42. Unusual spots and extramarital escapades? They're fracture factories. Pyrgides' pro tip: play it safe as Santa's season approaches. And if disaster strikes? Race to the ER, stat! But that's not all. Watch out for other Yuletide pitfalls: tree tumbles, fairy light fiascos, turkey trauma, champagne cork calamities, and the hidden dangers of decking the halls. And let's not forget – heart disease doesn't take a holiday break. So, this Christmas, remember: safety first, both in and out of the sack! Visit us @ https://www.rampant.tv/channels |
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21/12/2023, 10:43
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21/12/2023, 11:44
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21/12/2023, 13:28
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04/11/2024, 11:19
(This post was last modified: 04/11/2024, 11:20 by FantasticMR.)
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RE: It’s Christmasssssssss!
Been waiting since mid October to drop this meme.
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05/11/2024, 08:43
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RE: It’s Christmasssssssss!
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11/11/2024, 10:30
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12/11/2024, 13:09
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