hi, all, I'm still celebrating surviving Y2K with whisky
chr83 > 29/07/2015, 23:48
I'm Chris, I enjoy jogging for about ten feet, survivalism, but in a hipster way. Creating monsters in a lab to act like "oh, fuck it must be stopped", so I can pretend to be the hero, auto-erotic toe stubbing, the antiques road show, hardstyle and horrorcore rap, my blankey, acting fucking badass. Being a perfect gent to ladies, dipping my nuts in your tea and cuddles.
cuddles the bear.