Here's how to avoid getting 'Porn Eye' during lockdown!

[ReedeFox]

As we’re all going to spending an inordinate amount of time stuck at home, we’re probably going to be watching A LOT of porn! An obscene amount, and with that comes a condition known as ‘porn eye’. Yup, it’s actually a thing! 

 

Opticians are advising people, especially those who work from home, to take breaks from their phone or laptop. Studies show that staring at a screen continuously puts stress and tension on the eyes so taking breaks between long bouts of screen time will help. 

 

Also, if you can, watch porn on your laptop opposed to your phone because the larger images and videos are better for your eyes. Here’s what optician Tom Broughton, had to say about. He’s also the person who coined the term ‘Porn Eye’ so let’s give him props: 
 

There’s a joke about a certain physical activity making you blind, but we want to make the serious point that as the nation adjusts to home office life, we’ll undoubtedly be more reliant on screens more than ever before. So, it is more important than ever that we look after our eyeballs.We as adults know that sometimes some light relief will help us get through a stressful time, but let us not make it detrimental to our vision.

 
Yup! Take heed folks. Watch porn, do your work, but take a break and look after those eye holes!

[Hilary Briss]

Herd immunity.

Its the only thing that will save us.

Probably works for CV 19 as well.

You heard it here first.