HARRY POTTER FAN OFFERS SEXUAL FAVORS TO ANYONE WHO CAN TAKE HER TO THE THEME PARK

[ReedeFox]

A crazy Harry Potter fan recently put out an add on Craigslist saying she would offer sexual favors to anyone willing to take her to the theme park. Fucking weird right? Is she trying to get raped and murdered?

She posted "I want to start off by saying I am not a slut…I just know what guys want and I know I have a nice body. So here is what I am looking for. I need a “partner” to take me to Harry Potter theme park."

"I will act as if you are my boyfriend for however long we decide to go. This could turn into something after the trip is over but we will see. You will need to pay for everything that is talked about above and I will pay you in sexual favors in the morning and at night."

So there you have it, it just goes to show there's no end to what some girls will do for a day out at a theme park.

[Jose Mourinho]

She's just using that as an excuse to get her hands on some fella's wand.
We also know she loves a bit of snake cos she has a Slytherin scarf :D I bet she can talk to snakes better than Voldemort himself ;)

[StrumSolo]

Plot twist: It will in fact be her that does the raping and murdering.

[Clitterbug]

Plot twist: It will in fact be her that does the raping and murdering.

Yeah, think you might have something there Scotty.
A bit of PMT and she gets all Hormone'y 

[gymaddict69]

Curse those witches hats and curse those bloody scarves haha. Wow, girl must really like Harry Potter. Would she settle for a couple of trips to the studio tour in the uk and a stay in a b & b while we are there? No, oh, ok. Cant blame a guy for trying. Oh well, back to playing with my own wand..ooh, expeliarmus lol.