GUY LEAVES FILTHY SURPRISE IN GIRLFRIENDS MUMS TOILET

[ReedeFox]

I don't know what the hell this guy was thinking but if you need to take a big watery shit, surely it's easier to just do it in the toilet bowl? Not this guy! He was chilling round his girlfriend's house that she shares with her mum and and decided to nip to the bog. There he thought he would lift the lid off the cistern and take a dump directly into it. Apparently the name of this revolting act is called 'top decking' which must mean it's a lot more common than I thought. Vom! Here's the mums Facebook post following the shitty incident. Good luck clearing that up!