FIRST HANDJOB

[StrumSolo]

You've probably seen this doing the rounds over the last few days. 20 strangers kissing for the first time, shot in black and white to look arty with a crappy soundtrack lifted straight from a John Lewis ad...



There's now a parody, which is better.

[FantasticMR]

Turns out they weren't strangers at all, merely actors to peddle the clothing they were wearing.

[StrumSolo]

Turns out they weren't strangers at all, merely actors to peddle the clothing they were wearing.

John Lewis?

[Clitterbug]

Secondhand Job, Charity begins at home, d'ya think Mary Portass will come round and give us a wank?

[StrumSolo]

Secondhand Job, Charity begins at home, d'ya think Mary Portass will come round and give us a wank?

Come round??

This is why the high street is dying! Go support your local parlour!