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Fans are fucked off that Love Islands "curvy" contestant ain't curvy enough!

• Fans are fucked off that Love Islands "curvy" contestant ain't curvy enough!

• Fans are fucked off that Love Islands "curvy" contestant ain't curvy enough!

  ReedeFox > 29/05/2019, 05:38

  Summer is nearly upon on us and that can only mean one thing - a new series of Love Island! Woohoo. For those who haven’t seen it, it’s pretty much a show crammed full of hot guys and girls, mainly from Essex and thick as shit, but it’s brilliant!  
  
  
  
  With the previous three seasons being packed with the generic size 8 airheads, fans have been calling for a bit more diversity and the producers have taken notice, by introducing their first ‘plus size’ model. However, according to fans, 28-year-old Anna Vakili ain’t curvy enough. What do you reckon?
  
  
   
  I mean she looks pretty darn curvy to me. Fans flocked to twitter to express their disgust at Anna being labelled ‘plus size’: I think she looks freakin awesome! She probably is plus size compared to the twigs you get on the runway but who cares?! She looks smokin! There’s no pleasing some people.
  
  https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx-xINQhCnH/..._copy_link
  
  It’s all well and good screaming got diversity but they’ve still gotta be hot? Ain’t no point getting in some morbidly obese bird named Tracy in just to appease the fans and yet have no one want to bang it. C’mon, let’s get real here people - sex sells! Now stop being fannies and let’s welcome the beautiful people!

• RE: Fans are fucked off that Love Islands "curvy" contestant ain't curvy enough!

  burns72 > 30/05/2019, 01:55

  One contestant Amy from Worthing is a local lass to me and from the same sort of area that Lynda Leigh grew up in. In fact Amy's father is a successful local undertaker and I have the pleasure of knowing him in a professional and personal footing. We both are mad Brighton fans and have known each other for quite a few years nodding terms first then a hello to conversations if we meet at football or funeral. Obviously when decorum allows.

• RE: Fans are fucked off that Love Islands "curvy" contestant ain't curvy enough!

  FantasticMR > 30/05/2019, 10:17

  (30/05/2019, 01:55)burns72 Wrote: In fact Amy's father is a successful local undertaker and I have the pleasure of knowing him in a professional and personal footing. 

  
  Now we know where Burns takes all the prostitutes he murders.

• RE: Fans are fucked off that Love Islands "curvy" contestant ain't curvy enough!

  ReturnOfDeMac > 30/05/2019, 10:24

  (30/05/2019, 01:55)burns72 Wrote: One contestant Amy from Worthing is a local lass to me and from the same sort of area that Lynda Leigh grew up in. In fact Amy's father is a successful local undertaker and I have the pleasure of knowing him in a professional and personal footing. We both are mad Brighton fans and have known each other for quite a few years nodding terms first then a hello to conversations if we meet at football or funeral. Obviously when decorum allows.

  
  What a riveting tale, I would consider selling this to the papers

• RE: Fans are fucked off that Love Islands "curvy" contestant ain't curvy enough!

  StrumSolo > 30/05/2019, 10:24

  Had the pleasure of meeting Amy's dad at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

• RE: Fans are fucked off that Love Islands "curvy" contestant ain't curvy enough!

  FantasticMR > 30/05/2019, 10:31

  I met Amy's Dad on a cruise once. Great poker player but can't handle his whiskey.

• RE: Fans are fucked off that Love Islands "curvy" contestant ain't curvy enough!

  StrumSolo > 30/05/2019, 10:36

  But anyway @burns72 if you could have a word with the big man about getting Amy to up her cake intake that'd be grand.

• RE: Fans are fucked off that Love Islands "curvy" contestant ain't curvy enough!

  burns72 > 30/05/2019, 11:12

  Fair enough I will get the big man to put her on the Gemma Collins plan where you gorge yourself until you look like a right fat cunt! Sure Collins has a Greggs loyalty card and no vegan sausage rolls have passed her lips and gone to her hips! Bet KFC near her do a proper bucket of chicken maybe a wheelie bin of the stuff for her.

• RE: Fans are fucked off that Love Islands "curvy" contestant ain't curvy enough!

  JamezZ > 19/06/2019, 16:45

  Honestly people are so desperate now to appear to fight for all people and all things that they would rather ruin the one reason they watch Love Island, attractive people, than accept that some attributes are just not aesthetic
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