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Dude shoves 15 hard boiled eggs up his ass & ends up with torn intestines

• Dude shoves 15 hard boiled eggs up his ass & ends up with torn intestines

• Dude shoves 15 hard boiled eggs up his ass & ends up with torn intestines

  ReedeFox > 29/08/2018, 12:01

  I don't know why but we as humans are just obsessed with the ass - things coming out, things going in. To quote Mark from Peep Show, it's like a human USB port. Some people however, are more obsessed than others, like this dude, who decided to ram 15 hard boiled eggs up his rectum. I wonder if he peeled them first?!
  
  
  
  The unnamed man from the Netherlands had been doing GHB when he decided to boil up some eggs and jam 15 of them up his anus. I don't know why he had so many eggs in the house?! I only buy a pack of 6 at a time. Anyhoo, after the 15th egg, the guy started feeling ill so he took himself off to hospital to get checked over. It was then doctors discovered that there was perforation to the pelvic colon and giant amounts of air and fluids in his abdominal cavity that could only be fixed with emergency surgery. Here's what the doctor had to say:
   
  

  Quote:The eggs were removed as well as we could and the abdominal cavity was thoroughly rinsed.After the operation, the patient was monitored in intensive care for a short time.After several days he could leave the hospital in a clinically good condition.

  
  
  
  I don't think I'll be eating an egg mayo sarnie for a while.

• RE: Dude shoves 15 hard boiled eggs up his ass & ends up with torn intestines

  Hilary Briss > 29/08/2018, 12:05

  That one is going to end up egg bound.
  
  ( https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p...gg%20bound )

• RE: Dude shoves 15 hard boiled eggs up his ass & ends up with torn intestines

  FantasticMR > 29/08/2018, 12:18

  (29/08/2018, 12:05)Hilary Briss Wrote: That one is going to end up egg bound.
  
  ( https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p...gg%20bound )

  
  This description absolutely stinks of your handy work Briss.
  
  
  
  Have you decided that egg bound is now a thing and penned this yourself?

• RE: Dude shoves 15 hard boiled eggs up his ass & ends up with torn intestines

  parkaner > 29/08/2018, 15:50

  I'd say this one's more apt
  
  
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