DUDE GETS HIS COCK TRAPPED IN A WRENCH

[ReedeFox]

Men will literally stick their dicks in anything won't they?!

This pleb from china thought it would be a good idea to pop his knob in a wrench and was somewhat surprised when it got trapped. He then had to enlist the help of the fire department to free his cock who couldnt help because they didn't want to accidentally chop his dong off with an angle grinder. Fair point. They did however, finally managed to free his meat when they asked a local dentist to step in. Hurrah! The dude will never be able to show his face around his local town again though.

[JamezZ]

When you have an issue with your dick and one of the best solutions is to get professionals from the only branch of medical science dealing exclusively in small and tiny areas of the human body, you know you are in for a bad time