Drug dealers are now offering cocaine loyalty cards

[ReedeFox]

Who doesn't love a loyalty card?! Nothing beats that's free chicken at Nando's after collecting your 6 stamps.



With most businesses offering some sort of loyalty scheme, the idea was bound to spread to less kosher businesses. It seems as though drug dealers are now offering loyalty cards which gets you one free wrap of cocaine for every five that you buy off them. With coke costing between £80-£100 a gram you're looking at quite a hefty whack before you get your freebie but still, it ain't a bad marketing ploy.



So far the cocaine loyalty card is only happening in London but I'm sure it won't be long before other cities and suburbs follow suit.



If you live outside of London, maybe show this article to your dealer and get him to get on this whole loyalty card idea. There's a free night out in it for you. Just saying!

[StrumSolo]

Yeah paper trails!

[ReedeFox]

Nah, you could just pretend it's for a quirky coffee house in the Cotswolds