DIRTY COUPLE CAUGHT SHAGGING WHILE ORDERING DOMINO'S PIZZA

[ReedeFox]

I know Domino's pizza is tasty and all that but it's still just bread and cheese, it certainly doesn't make me randy. The same can't be said for this filthy pair who recently popped in to their local Domino's in Scarborough on Saturday night.



Whilst ordering their XL pepperoni, the dude got a bit of a lob on so his Mrs thought it would be a good idea to drop to her knees and gobble him off while nobody was looking - except for the CCTV cameras that is.



Not content with a blowy, he gets his girlfriend to stand up while he pulls her pants down and does her from behind. All this is going on in a fucking Domino's. WTF is wrong with waiting until you get home?!



The woman in the video has since come forward on Twitter and said the following:

If your trying to tell me ya av never got a bit frisky in a random or public place then ya fucking boring haha.
Everyone’s been ringing us thinking we would be mortified we both just laughed worse things happening in the world than him getting blown off in dominos hahaha.
Rule number 1 never waste ya boyfriends boner and always opt for stuffed crust.
The staff just laughed and told us to behave.

Classy bird!

[Hilary Briss]

I once ate a kebab whilst watching pornhub.

Does that count ?

[StrumSolo]

Is that them in the picture?

If so, don't be surprised if ConfusedCoyote comes along to inform you that it was all a big stunt dreamt up by his PR mates.

Also, Tammy Oldham once told me how she went down on a chap whilst queuing for a Toby Carvery.  Easily makes my top 5 list of Tammy Oldham stories, that.

[confusedCoyote]

If so, don't be surprised if ConfusedCoyote comes along to inform you that it was all a big stunt dreamt up by his PR mates.

You should know that I'll do, almost, anything for free stuff!

[ReedeFox]

I once ate a kebab whilst watching pornhub.

Does that count ?

Yeah, I'll let you have that one.