Did i really just say that.

[Clitterbug]

Just been out with the dog to the same spot I go every day, about 3 times a week a girl goes by, id guess shes in her mid 20s quite nice looking, she likes my dog {a staffie} and always stops to make a fuss of her, stroking and saying silly oochy coochy stuff to it, then we talk for a min or two and off she goes with my eyes burning into her arse as she wiggles away! Anyway today she was crouched down in front of me with the dogs head in her hands scratching its ears and she said 'Id love to take you home with me but you would probably eat my cat' before I could think no don't say that, it was to late! the words were already coming out of my mouth 'Shes like me, she loves eating pussy' there was an awkward silence for a couple of seconds then she squealed and we both burst out laughing, dead funny, good job she has a sense of humour, she goes out with a big feller, if she had took offence he would probably come round and punched my fucking lights out!