Hmmmm, let's examine this shall we...
Firstly reported was this - A source said: “Dappy sees himself as a bit of a Lord of the Manor and he was cantering around when the horse reared up suddenly."
Oh dear, delusions of grandeur, this immediately springs to mind, in fact it's quite doubtful whether he can actually spell 'Lord' or 'Manor' or even 'or'...
then it goes on - “He was left sprawled on the ground, and to
make matters even worse, the horse then stamped on his face. There was blood everywhere.”
How on earth could this make matters worse... If anything it was trying to do the country and the world in general a huge favour and should be given some sort of Equine Valour Medal...
3 cheers for the horse, hip hip... hip hip... hip hip... see what I did there... plenty of hip hip and no hip hop...