Da pimped out comet landin - it be all over tha news

[SuperPhilCool]

As mah playas knows, there be a lander that landed on dis comet but now itz up in shiznit cuz itz stuck behind a mountain n' can't git no sunlight. It also bounced 3 times before settlin on tha surface. We have freshly smoked up picturez of tha bounce.



It landed hundredz of metres away from tha intended spot n' now itz up in a motherfucking awkward position. It be pressed up against some walls of da comet dat be blocking sunlight from reaching tha solar panels. Da lander has lost juice up in its batteries n' tha controllaz ain't heard shit from it.

How tha fuck will it git juice then biatch? Probably by the rotation of tha comet. That could be a long-ass wait.

[dVIOUS]

I watched 17 again yesterday afternoon and I thought _that_ made me cringe.