CHECK OUT THESE LUXURY SEX MACHINES

[ReedeFox]

I've always thought sex machines were a bit of a waste of space. I mean who the hell has room in their semi for a gigantic leather thing with a dildo protruding from it? And what are you going to tell Nana when she pops over for her Sunday roast? I suppose you could always throw a tablecloth over it and pretend it's an exercise bike.



Lets take a look at the luxury end of the sex machine market. It's not just a dildo on a chair anymore; sex toys have come on leaps and bounds over the past few years, with people wanting more comfort and luxury from their sex sessions. This bad boy starts at £10,000.



Not for the faint hearted; this whipping bench is for the more seasoned fetish enthusiast and will set you back a whopping £12,000.



If you're really serious about BSDM then grab yourself this impressive piece of kit for a measly £30k. It's fully electronic and even comes with a metal pan so you can catch all the...erm...fluids.

[MadHatter]

I've always thought sex machines were a bit of a waste of space. I mean who the hell has room in their semi for a gigantic leather thing with a dildo protruding from it? And what are you going to tell Nana when she pops over for her Sunday roast? I suppose you could always throw a tablecloth over it and pretend it's an exercise bike.



Lets take a look at the luxury end of the sex machine market. It's not just a dildo on a chair anymore; sex toys have come on leaps and bounds over the past few years, with people wanting more comfort and luxury from their sex sessions. This bad boy starts at £10,000.



Not for the faint hearted; this whipping bench is for the more seasoned fetish enthusiast and will set you back a whopping £12,000.



If you're really serious about BSDM then grab yourself this impressive piece of kit for a measly £30k. It's fully electronic and even comes with a metal pan so you can catch all the...erm...fluids.

Nana popping over for a sunday roast eh ;)

[FantasticMR]

I know Briss has a dungeon full of these. No one to share them with though sadly. Possibly less people up for going out and having fun what with the spate of abducted rent boys in his area at the minute.

[vesper.martini.1]

I could swear i seen this twat on X Factor singing 'I Will Survive'

[FantasticMR]

Amazing. Looks like it would have more talent than most of the applicants too.