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Caption competition
Hilary Briss > 07/01/2013, 15:46
10 bonus chat points for the winner (according to dVious)
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RE: Caption competition
tomylegman > 07/01/2013, 15:51
oh god here I go again, hope I don't get any splinters this time. This branch fetish is driving me wild.
where did he go, I thought it was a bit to hard for it to be him.
god my arsehole is ichy
wish they would get better seats for this picnic -
RE: Caption competition
Clitterbug > 07/01/2013, 15:53
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RE: Caption competition
tomylegman > 07/01/2013, 15:54
The things I have to do to reach my g-spot
Are you sure this branch is an alien in disguise!
God I wish I had brought some toilet roll
are you sure this is the best way to rip these tights
wish my coil would stop falling out it is a bugger to get in again!
doctor, these cut backs are getting ridiculous. Are you sure this is a pinhole camera! -
RE: Caption competition
Clitterbug > 07/01/2013, 16:43
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RE: Caption competition
Hot Knob > 07/01/2013, 18:12
Just Branching out !
This Unicycle isn't working ?
Female Shish kebab
Now that's a butt plug !!
Extreme Logging -
RE: Caption competition
Clitterbug > 07/01/2013, 22:13
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RE: Caption competition
Hilary Briss > 07/01/2013, 23:34
Ok we have 2 stand out entries so far - Clitterbutt with his Branches Everywhere, and Hot Nobby with his Extreme Logging.
Now surely someone can come up with a Special Branch ditty or even a Virgin Branch line.
Lines close at Midday tomorrow, and dVious has upped the prize to 25 bonus points and one of his extra special reserve blowjobs. Play your cards right and old fMR might join you with some of his special crevice relaxing ointment.
Now there's something for a chap to get excited about ! -
RE: Caption competition
Clitterbug > 07/01/2013, 23:47
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RE: Caption competition
RussyRover > 08/01/2013, 00:23
lol can we nominate the blow job to someone else if we win...
* At last some good hard wood!
* ye olde abortion kit
* christ, I hope I took my panties off first
* under the moon of love...
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