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• RE: Caption competition

  Hilary Briss > 08/01/2013, 00:38

  Hope your not dissin the dVious blowjob.
  
  He had his teeth kicked out especially to win the blowjob of the year at Funny Girls Blackpool in 1998.
  
  
  

  (08/01/2013, 00:23)RussyRover Wrote: lol can we nominate the blow job to someone else if we win...
  
  * At last some good hard wood!
  
  * ye olde abortion kit
  
  * christ, I hope I took my panties off first
  
  * under the moon of love...

  
  

• RE: Caption competition

  Clitterbug > 08/01/2013, 13:46

  

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• RE: Caption competition

  dVIOUS > 08/01/2013, 17:56

  
  They said i could be anything I wanted to be, so I became a leaf.

• RE: Caption competition

  Hilary Briss > 08/01/2013, 18:08

  OK its official ClitButt is the winner with his ode to Boots.
  
  So he gets 25 points, a sloppyblowjob from dVious, and a chap sized bottle of Veet that I just stole from the hair removal section of Boots in Nuneaton !!!
  
  What more could a chap desire !
  
  
  

• RE: Caption competition

  Hot Knob > 08/01/2013, 18:11

  Sharpen that Pencil you bitch !!
  
  Does a Bear shit in the Woods ? fuck knows but this is much better !
  
  Chick Stick.
  
  I only came out for a loaf of bread .
  
  The things you see while bird watching .
  
  

• RE: Caption competition

  Clitterbug > 08/01/2013, 21:31

  Fantasticmr/dvious/the boss i had 488 points this afternoon, just come back in and noticed wey hey i won the comp but the 25 i won have taken me over the 500 and now im on 25!! nothings been added to my credit! if you check my posting for the last few weeks you will see ive been bizzy postin loadsa pics and was saving up for my 3rd 500 points tally, now im starting again, please look into this guys n fix it! cheers!

• RE: Caption competition

  Hilary Briss > 09/01/2013, 08:09

  (08/01/2013, 21:31)clitterbug Wrote: Fantasticmr/dvious/the boss i had 488 points this afternoon, just come back in and noticed wey hey i won the comp but the 25 i won have taken me over the 500 and now im on 25!! nothings been added to my credit! if you check my posting for the last few weeks you will see ive been bizzy postin loadsa pics and was saving up for my 3rd 500 points tally, now im starting again, please look into this guys n fix it! cheers!

  
  
  And the blowjob ?
  

• RE: Caption competition

  socklover7 > 09/01/2013, 13:28

  Could the caption be:
  'Its not what it looks like, I can explain. I was taking my pants off to have a wee and I didn't look around and and I just happened to squat my pussy on to the branch, so I thought it would be best to slide up and down on it to try and free myself, but it seems to have not worked'
  Come on thats worth a win surely? ha

• RE: Caption competition

  Clitterbug > 09/01/2013, 13:53

  (09/01/2013, 08:09)Hilary Briss Wrote:

  (08/01/2013, 21:31)clitterbug Wrote: Fantasticmr/dvious/the boss i had 488 points this afternoon, just come back in and noticed wey hey i won the comp but the 25 i won have taken me over the 500 and now im on 25!! nothings been added to my credit! if you check my posting for the last few weeks you will see ive been bizzy postin loadsa pics and was saving up for my 3rd 500 points tally, now im starting again, please look into this guys n fix it! cheers!

  
  
  And the blowjob ?.........Hilary you can have the BJ give the good 'Doctor' your 'Special Stuff' but dont get it on the TARDIS controls! or you may end up in a forrest somewhere in the 18th century with a stick up your arse! i will settle for my 500 points back!

  
  

• RE: Caption competition

  socklover7 > 10/01/2013, 12:28

  How about 'What shampoo do you use on your pussy' 'Pine fresh'? Yes, no like that or not? LOL I thought it was quite good that. Anyway is this the only photo for the caption competition or will there be other photos? Quite a difficult one to come up with, since after a while all the good captions will have gone! :p
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