c'mon fess up

[Clitterbug]

Right then guys havnt seen any threads about your most embarassing moments, c'mon fess up its good for your soul, ill kickoff, when i first started going out with my young draggon, fuck im going back 30 years here, we had been out one night and went back to her parents place, we went to bed and had a pretty decent session as i recall in fact i think it was where our first born was conceived, any way the following morning when i woke up my tackle was glued to my leg so i went to wash it back to life in the bathroom, as i stood there nadgers in the sink i looked into the mirror and seen her little sister about 15-16 standing in the doorway behind me, the look on her face stays with me till this day and always brings a smile to mine, she run back into her bedroom and im sure i heard her sobbing, she was traumatised, i was never forgiven [especialy by the ma inlaw], and she still cry's if i offer her a tangerine on christmas day. Im sure theres worse experiences than this out there so c'mon lets av em.

[raylovschicks]

Right then guys havnt seen any threads about your most embarassing moments, c'mon fess up its good for your soul, ill kickoff, when i first started going out with my young draggon, fuck im going back 30 years here, we had been out one night and went back to her parents place, we went to bed and had a pretty decent session as i recall in fact i think it was where our first born was conceived, any way the following morning when i woke up my tackle was glued to my leg so i went to wash it back to life in the bathroom, as i stood there nadgers in the sink i looked into the mirror and seen her little sister about 15-16 standing in the doorway behind me, the look on her face stays with me till this day and always brings a smile to mine, she run back into her bedroom and im sure i heard her sobbing, she was traumatised, i was never forgiven [especialy by the ma inlaw], and she still cry's if i offer her a tangerine on christmas day. Im sure theres worse experiences than this out there so c'mon lets av em.

fuk who can follow that lol...

[da1nonly_42]

I walked into a lamppost whilst making eye contact with a pretty lady across the road. Nothing to rival your story though Clitterbug!

[Clitterbug]

No one biting then? no one wanna own up to getting caught doing something they shouldnt? do i have to own up to another one of my misdameanors to try'n get this rolling?

[Super_scotlandd]

to be honest with ya clitterbug i dont think anyone is gonna have a story quite as good as that one haha best ive got i being caught shaggin some lassy roun the side of a club (basically in the middle of the street) by all my mates :P lol

[Clitterbug]

Alright then ill give you another, id forgot all about this but telling about my tackle washing scene reminded me, it was about a year before, we'd been with her family for a night out and all went back to her parents place again, some of her realtives were staying so she was sharing her bedroom with her cousin, they all went to bed, she stayed downstairs with me for a while an we ad it off on the couch then she went to bed, i was playing it safe back then didnt want any kids so was bagged up, i was a bit pissed and just pulled the bag off dropped it on the floor an went to sleep, next morning i was in the kitchen avin a cup of tea when her ma walked in an started cooking the brekky, it hit me like a fuckn train id remembered dropping the bag on the floor, i looked into the living room, nothing on the floor, but her dads slippers were in front of the couch, i looked in them nothing, oh shit its not in her ma's is it? i looked over at her and the dog was licking my cum off her heel! fukinel! hahaha! i felt like i was gonna explode, i had to go out in the garden to laugh! i called the dog out before it drew someone elses attention to it, had a fag an went back in, no sign of the bag, dont know what happened to it for sure maybe the dog ate it! got away with that one, but i think if her ma had have noticed her wet foot that mornin i wouldnt be typing this now. C'mon guys im letting go all my memoirs here, give us yours.

[Super_scotlandd]

your storys are far toooooooo good for anyone else to manage to compete with them haha im sure you must have many more for us clitterbug, love to hear another story from ya LOL

[Clitterbug]

Cheers jocky ive still got a few tales to tell, fuck im 50 man, if ya cant tell a tale at that age ya must av ad a quiet life! seen billy connely here in liverpool 2s love the guy, been to glassgow a few times aswell, got lost n wnt round ibrox 4 times tryn to get to the highlands, think lpool /glassgow the same place, were ya from m8, ad a few hols up there, glen coe/ inverness/ skye/oban/ fuck skye, wot a place! if i won the lottery id live in Portree fuck the rest of the world im appy, my grandma was from paisly, good luck m8, fuck the sasenachs, independance for scotland! oh fleewr of scort laannd! if ya like me tales giz a thankyou will boost my kudos with these english bastards! lol

[raylovschicks]

Cheers jocky ive still got a few tales to tell, fuck im 50 man, if ya cant tell a tale at that age ya must av ad a crap life! seen billy connely here in liverpool 2s love the guy, been to glassgow a few times aswell, got lost n wnt round ibrox 4 times tryn to get to the highlands, think lpool /glassgow the same place, were ya from m8, ad a few hols up there, glen coe/ inverness/ skye/oban/ fuck skye, wot a place! if i won the lottery id live in Portree fuck the rest of the world im appy, my grandma was from paisly, good luck m8, fuck the sasenachs, independance for scotland! oh fleewr of scort laannd! if ya like me tales giz a thankyou will boost my kudos with these english bastards! lol

thats a bit over the top clitter fuk if it wasn,t for our income to the wee bonnie place they would not be much,,fuk the english are good and caring if you look in the right place,,yea the highlands and some cities are good but what about our kent coast our cornwall our devon our fukkin nite spots blackpool,,newcastle,,nottingham if dont get a shag there you will never get one and to top it all of WHAT ABOUT OUR FOOTBALL CLUBS,,WE THE BEST MATIE,,COME ON YOU CANT DENY THAT,,anyway your stories have got me thinking about a couple of mine,,so here we go,,fuk run out of space lol...O YEA im from the capital,,fukkin great place too,, cos without the capital we wouldn,t have the good ol GOONERS so there we have it...

[Clitterbug]

Yea ray you got a point there we do have the best footy, and yea cornwall an devon are fuckn brill, as are wiltshire n somerset glastonbury n stone henge attract plenty of us old hippies, never been to kent or newcastle/nottingham but blackpool fuckn BLACKPOOL the whole place stinks of piss not just the tram/bus stops along the front that get pissed in every nite by nob ed pissed up youffs, an slags on hen do's lol, never been darn te laandin, been to wembley a couple of times but never been darn ve east end for some poi n mash guvnor, c'mon ray tell us abart your embarassin fings.