c'mon fess up

[Clitterbug]

Right then ill throw another 1 in, this again happened round her parents place but then i did spend a lot of time round ther back then, id gone round to woo my darling i knew they had gone into town but thought id just go an sit on the fence n wait for her return, well i sat there n had a fag, my belly was rumblin and the need for a shit just became iminant! i was desparate and there was no way id make the 2 miles walk back home so i went in the back garden to give birth, my plan was to drop it and wipe my arse with some foliage, when they got back id go straight to the bog n clean myself properly, fuck that plan went right out the window, i squated down behind the shed kex round me ankles and before i could even squeeze it was out of me like a flock of sparrows! in under 2 seconds id let loose about a pint of the foulest smelling oxtail soup! it was on the back of my balls, my legs, my kex up the wall and left a patch about as big as a door mat! in my hand i had 3 dock leaves! no way there gonna clean this mess up, i pulled up my kex n walked home, all the way a little jack russel followed me with his nose in the air dunno whether he wanted to fuck me or just lick me arse! but he was still sitting out side when id got washed n changed and returned to my love to take up my wooing, im such an old romantic!

[Clitterbug]

Well its been a while since i was last here but i had to tell yiz about this embarassing mo, it wasnt at my expence it happened to a m8, i was tellin Hotknob about it in his 'Panty Fetish' thread but thought id ad it here coz it really amused me. It happened when i was about 18/19, we were all round at a m8s house, he had a sister who was fuckin incredible/gorgeous she was around 23/24 and we had all grown up wankin about her, anyway one of the lads went the bog, when he come back down he was clutching a pair of skimpy knix, he opened them up n spat in the gusset then sucked his spit through the otherside n said i can taste your ####ys cunt, we all laffed, then the lad who lived there said, im glad you enjoyed them but they are me ma's knix! fuckinell we laffed so hard i was nearly sick, gr8 days, ohh to be a teenager again, Anarchy in the UK, Never Mind thr Bollocks!

[Clitterbug]

Outlaw just posted a link of some guy shagging a blow up doll and it reminded me of an incident I havnt thought about for a fucking lifetime, again this wasn't my embarrassing moment {thank fuck} it was a mates older brother, we were about 19-20 at the time he was about 25-26, he'd never had his hole or even a girlfriend for that matter and came in for a bit of stick from his siblings and mates, anyway the scenario was very similar to the one just posted by Outlaw, we were fuckin pissing ourselves laughing, he just made it worse by saying 'I was just experimenting' and I thought I was gonna die laughing when my mate said ' You could have exprimented with your Junior Chemistry set' fucking brilliant!

[rustee1]

my most embarrasing moment was when i stayed round one of my mates after a night out and i was gonna sleep on his couch. before i went to sleep i put on the babechannels, but i fell asleep wanking and his gf came back in morning and saw me asleep with my cock in my hand. was brutal.

[Jose Mourinho]

My moment came when i was wanking into my ex girlfriends mouth and she choked on my cum and i farted against the wall!
Fcking brilliant it was! :D

Not as funny as some of yours Clitterbug but i aint got f all else mate ;)

[Randy Marsh]

Here is one for you.

So i was in college, it was a slow day, hell the entire time was just me fucking about. Anyway i grabbed this chick, we went into the toilets, i lit up a fag, i figured there is a little vent in the ceiling...no one will notice. Next thing i know shes sucking me off, im fondling her breast even managed to pick her up onto the sink area and get a little footjob, then fucked her brains out and what happens? *knock knock* on the door. We both just went dead silence. The janitor was like "we know you are in there can you please come out" lol so we got caught, went into the head office or whatever, the chick switched on the water works hoping the tears would help us get off. Anyway the story we came up with was we were smoking...but people suspected we fucked cause they could hear her moaning.

We got off with a warning and had to help clean the canteen area for like two weeks as punishment...

[Jose Mourinho]

Here is one for you.

So i was in college, it was a slow day, hell the entire time was just me fucking about. Anyway i grabbed this chick, we went into the toilets, i lit up a fag, i figured there is a little vent in the ceiling...no one will notice. Next thing i know shes sucking me off, im fondling her breast even managed to pick her up onto the sink area and get a little footjob, then fucked her brains out and what happens? *knock knock* on the door. We both just went dead silence. The janitor was like "we know you are in there can you please come out" lol so we got caught, went into the head office or whatever, the chick switched on the water works hoping the tears would help us get off. Anyway the story we came up with was we were smoking...but people suspected we fucked cause they could hear her moaning.

We got off with a warning and had to help clean the canteen area for like two weeks as punishment...

I find it funny how you basically went in there and had a quickie with her yet you managed to squeeze a footjob in there :D
Brilliant :P