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Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

• Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

• Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

  StrumSolo > 15/02/2017, 18:59

  Since leaving Sunderland back in 2012 the Ghana international has been on something of a royal tour of football's new-money hotspots.  He initially stopped off in Dubai with Al Ain, before signing with Chinese Super League club Shanghai SIPG in 2015.  He's since returned to the UAE though, and is currently on loan at Al Ahli.
  
  Reports suggest his weekly wage is somewhere around the £220,000 a week mark, which is pretty fucking ridiculous when you consider how good he isn't.  Not bad work if you can get it... But is he happy?
  
  Possibly not, actually.  The striker is one of 46 players from the Arabian Gulf League to have received a warning letter about their 'unethical hair', and if he doesn't get it cut he's looking at a fine or a suspension.
  
  Here's the offending 'do.
  
  
  
  Not even that bad really, is it?  
  
  Just wait til Paul Pogba shows up for the 2022 World Cup in Qatar looking like this...
  
  
  
  Shit's really gonna kick off then.

• RE: Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

  FantasticMR > 16/02/2017, 15:08

  So it's just offensive because they don't like the style? Nothing to do with that symbol shaved in having an offensive meaning?
  
  Needs to cut his hair regardless for that kind of money.

• RE: Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

  Hilary Briss > 16/02/2017, 15:11

  Faggot.

• RE: Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

  FantasticMR > 16/02/2017, 15:11

  (16/02/2017, 15:11)Hilary Briss Wrote: Faggot.

  
  That's offensive Briss. Fine or suspension?

• RE: Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

  Hilary Briss > 16/02/2017, 15:13

  (16/02/2017, 15:11)FantasticMR Wrote:

  (16/02/2017, 15:11)Hilary Briss Wrote: Faggot.

  
  That's offensive Briss. Fine or suspension?

  
  Fuck off gaylord.

• RE: Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

  StrumSolo > 16/02/2017, 15:15

  (16/02/2017, 15:08)FantasticMR Wrote: So it's just offensive because they don't like the style? Nothing to do with that symbol shaved in having an offensive meaning?
  
  Needs to cut his hair regardless for that kind of money.

  
  Think it's an issue with some of his head being shaved, and some of it not.
  
  Allah just really fucking hates mohawks basically...

• RE: Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

  Hilary Briss > 16/02/2017, 15:17

  (16/02/2017, 15:15)ScottyRampant Wrote:

  (16/02/2017, 15:08)FantasticMR Wrote: So it's just offensive because they don't like the style? Nothing to do with that symbol shaved in having an offensive meaning?
  
  Needs to cut his hair regardless for that kind of money.

  
  Think it's an issue with some of his head being shaved, and some of it not.
  
  Allah just really fucking hates mohawks basically...

  
  Allah needs to loosen his britches.
  
  Cunt must have wind, always fucking belly-achin about something.
  
  Maybe its piles.
  
  Fucking faggot.

• RE: Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

  FantasticMR > 16/02/2017, 15:17

  (16/02/2017, 15:15)ScottyRampant Wrote:

  (16/02/2017, 15:08)FantasticMR Wrote: So it's just offensive because they don't like the style? Nothing to do with that symbol shaved in having an offensive meaning?
  
  Needs to cut his hair regardless for that kind of money.

  
  Think it's an issue with some of his head being shaved, and some of it not.
  
  Allah just really fucking hates mohawks basically...

  
  Yeah I'm not keen either. Remember when offices were rife with safe for work, faux hawk cunts?

• RE: Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

  StrumSolo > 16/02/2017, 15:21

  (16/02/2017, 15:17)Hilary Briss Wrote:

  (16/02/2017, 15:15)ScottyRampant Wrote:

  (16/02/2017, 15:08)FantasticMR Wrote: So it's just offensive because they don't like the style? Nothing to do with that symbol shaved in having an offensive meaning?
  
  Needs to cut his hair regardless for that kind of money.

  
  Think it's an issue with some of his head being shaved, and some of it not.
  
  Allah just really fucking hates mohawks basically...

  
  Allah needs to loosen his britches.
  
  Cunt must have wind, always fucking belly-achin about something.
  
  Maybe its piles.
  
  Fucking faggot.

  
  Wow.
  
  I guess that's the Rampant forum 'on notice' then...
  
  

• RE: Asamoah Gyan's in trouble for having 'unethical hair'

  StrumSolo > 16/02/2017, 15:22

  (16/02/2017, 15:17)FantasticMR Wrote:

  (16/02/2017, 15:15)ScottyRampant Wrote:

  (16/02/2017, 15:08)FantasticMR Wrote: So it's just offensive because they don't like the style? Nothing to do with that symbol shaved in having an offensive meaning?
  
  Needs to cut his hair regardless for that kind of money.

  
  Think it's an issue with some of his head being shaved, and some of it not.
  
  Allah just really fucking hates mohawks basically...

  
  Yeah I'm not keen either. Remember when offices were rife with safe for work, faux hawk cunts?

  
  All this cunt's fault.
  
  
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