Anal Hell

[SuperPhilCool]

Apparently people and I mean some strange people have lost certain objects only to find them up their anus. Don't get that sort of image in your head!

So here are 20 objects stuck up people's exit hole:

1. Keys



For those people who just simply cannot find their car keys, have you tried looking up your bum?

2. Vibrator And Salad Tongs



So when you get something stuck advice here seems to be use salad tongs to get it out only to find out that your day is simply not going well whatsoever.

3. Live Ammunition



I really hope this didn't explode.

4. Peanut Butter Jar



Seriously? Let's not begin to wonder how that ended there.

5. A Bottle Of Perfume



I assume this guy's wife never wanted that perfume again.

6. A Ringing Mobile Phone



This was a laywer and he loved his phone so much he wanted to be with it forever.

7. A Pint Glass



Look at that! Not even the right side up!

8. A Torch



He was probably trying to find his car keys here.

9. A Toy Car



Apparently this was intentional because the person wanted to mess with with the ER doctors.

10. Snooker Ball



This could very well have been a bet. "Whoever loses shoves a snooker ball up their arse".

11. Coke Bottle



Now that looks painful! Was the bottle even full? Imagine having fizzy coke up your arse.

12. Whisk



"Where's the whisk gone? I want to make some pudding" "No idea! I just need to pop out quickly. I won't be long"

13. Cassette Tape



The obsolete device media. Here it is just sitting around taking up wanted space.

14, Sunglasses



The sun must have been shining too brightly. Well the saying "Stick it where the sun don't shine" certainly can apply here.

15. Light Bulb



Maybe this person's anus is now a very bright spark or they've had an idea.

16. Buzz Lightyear



Yes that's right! It's the actual figure. "To infinity and beyond". You certainly went beyond mate.

17. Gun



Ouch! Imagine if that went off!

18. Knife



Let's hope that doesn't move around a lot.

19. Vibrating Dildo



Blimey! This is certainly something!

20. A Cement Enema



Liquid cement was poured here into someone's anus. What world do we live in?

[Hilary Briss]

Nice family album Phil.