American woman refuses to date British men because they're 'short & out of shape'

[ReedeFox]

An American woman refuses to date British men because she says they are all shore and out of shape. Wow, what a twat. 

 

37-year-old Jenny Jacobs from Cincinnati has vowed never to date a Brit after a disastrous trip to London - where she said men were 'ignorant' and drank too much.’ The drinking part might be true. 

 

Personal trainer Jenny, also thinks that Brits men have bad teeth and even went as far as saying they are the ugliest men on dating apps, as well as Russian men. Jenny revealed that after chatting to a few British men dating sites, she was put off by their shit teeth and ugly faces. Ouch. Jenny says: 
 

My main issues with British guys are height, teeth and fitness. I didn't even look at a lot of their bios because I wasn't physically attracted to them.
From my five years on Beautiful People, I'd say Brits are up there with Russian men as the ugliest men on the app. Height wise, I like really tall guys. A lot of Brits I saw on Beautiful People were really short or my height, I'm 5ft 9ins.

 


Jenny explains that she hates drinking and smoking and says that British men love to do both. She says: 
 

Smoking is another big one. I’m allergic to smoke and that’s disgusting to me. As soon as I see someone light up it’s like 'no'. Also I’m a fitness nut. I work out all the time and I stopped drinking when I was 21.
 
Alcohol is a big thing in England. There’s a lot of pubs, a lot of drinking. If you get wasted every day, or you get drunk every day, maybe you’re a functioning alcoholic, it’s a little much.
 
I noticed a lot of the Brits I was talking to were drinking every single day. So as a health person, I was like 'hello, excessive!' It seemed like they just liked to go to pubs and hang out with their friends

Bitch, who the fuck is allergic to smoke. Also, if that haggered old crow is 37, then I’m 16. She looks like someone’s nan. Luckily for Jenny, she has since managed to trap someone and is now married to a 6ft 4in American. Wouldn’t it be fucking hilarious if he cheated on her with a British woman.

[parkaner]

Dannii Harwood will be 37 next month, put the two of them side by side. Must be something in the water.

[Friday]

"Wouldn’t it be fucking hilarious if he cheated on her with a British woman."  Or a British man. :D

I love how American's equate a perfect smile with healthy teeth.

The English apparently have the healthiest teeth in the world.  Mainly because most are left to grow naturally and they don't cover them with veneres and shit.

[Buck]

She looks 37....twenty years ago.

[Jester62]

Hi There All You Rampant Hentai's

Ahh ! Americans - They Talk And Talk And Talk About How Everything Everywhere Else Is Not Up To There Bigoted Expectations.
Always Willing To Cus The Very Shores Of Old Blighty Where Most Of Their Ancestors Originated.
The Only Race Across The Pond And From All Corners Of The Earth That Are Typically Biased Towards There Own Self Worth.
A Personal Observation : She Happens To Be The Oldest Looking 37 Year Old I've Ever Seen.
I Dare Say " Your Personal Training Isn't Cutting It."
My Youngest Aunty Back In Blighty Is Considerably Younger Looking And She's In Her Late 60's,lol

She Goes On To Say " Brits - Teeth, Height And Alcohol Are All Problamatic " For Her.
Well Hark At Her, Seems To Me That She Might Have Some Deep Seated Issues With Her Own Body Seeing As She's A Serious Devotee To Health Fitness.

Well, We Too Can Jab Back At The States For Having The Most Obese People In The World, Per Head Of Population.
Not To Mention The Deaths Caused To And By Many Of Its Citizens Commiting Crimes That Involve Guns, Sex Trafficking,Drugs, It Certainly Is Rampant Across All States.
Not Forgetting The Fact That They Voted In Trump As Prez.

Regards,
Jester

Her New Husband Is A " Dwarf " Compared To Me I'm ( 6' 10" )
But Apparently She Can't Find Anyone On A Dating Site Willing To Stand Up,lol.

[burns72]

Fuck off is she 37 my nan looks better than her and she has been dead for a long time. Maybe she should stop going to Cher's plastic surgeon. Plus Americans are the world leaders in obesity so she is talking out of her anus.

[mark.s..]

why do women do that with their age? would it not be better to give real age, or even add a few years, and have people say they look great for their age? rather than say they are younger and get comments about how shit they look for their age.  but don't be too harsh on her, she might be a nice lady. all her teenage grandkids like her

[Miked2009]

Fuck off is she 37 my nan looks better than her and she has been dead for a long time. Maybe she should stop going to Cher's plastic surgeon. Plus Americans are the world leaders in obesity so she is talking out of her anus.

She is a munter

[ReedeFox]

Fuck off is she 37 my nan looks better than her and she has been dead for a long time. Maybe she should stop going to Cher's plastic surgeon. Plus Americans are the world leaders in obesity so she is talking out of her anus.

HA! fucking sterling response Burns. What we need to truly determine her age is to have a good gander at her chuff, so we can count the rings like an old tree.

[ReedeFox]

why do women do that with their age? would it not be better to give real age, or even add a few years, and have people say they look great for their age? rather than say they are younger and get comments about how shit they look for their age.  but don't be too harsh on her, she might be a nice lady. all her teenage grandkids like her

I agree. Especially if literally everyone is saying "fuck off you old crow". She'd be better off telling everyone she's 60 and for everyone to say "ooh you look good for your age"