American woman refuses to date British men because they're 'short & out of shape'

[mark.s..]

 

I agree. Especially if literally everyone is saying "fuck off you old crow". She'd be better off telling everyone she's 60 and for everyone to say "ooh you look good for your age" 

don't be disrespectful to crows.  caw

[burns72]

Fuck off is she 37 my nan looks better than her and she has been dead for a long time. Maybe she should stop going to Cher's plastic surgeon. Plus Americans are the world leaders in obesity so she is talking out of her anus.

HA! fucking sterling response Burns. What we need to truly determine her age is to have a good gander at her chuff, so we can count the rings like an old tree. 

OMG bet she has to wear a sarong to let her flaps hang free and her minge hair gets a blow dry when she copies Marilyn Monroe and stands over an air vent. Jeez she should audition for one of the walking dead!

[JamezZ]

I feel like she is just bullshitting to be bitchy and sensational anyway. Most Americans still believe the myth that all Brits have black rotting teeth. The fact she has mentioned teeth as a problem when, as mentioned here already, we have some of the healthiest teeth in the world suggests she has not even looked.