A woman is suing her ex after she claims his huge dick left her with a baggy fanny

A woman is suing her ex after she claims his huge dick left her with a baggy fanny
A woman is suing her ex after she claims his huge dick left her with a baggy fanny

ReedeFox > 14/11/2018, 11:39

If I had a baggy minge (I don’t btw) I wouldn’t be shouting it from the rooftops and I certainly wouldn’t be blaming the dudes I’d previously fucked. Fannies get loose after multiple kids, not from taking big dicks, but clearly this bird needs a lesson in how vaginas work.

29-year-old Silindile Mangena decided to sue her ex-boyfriend after claiming that his large penis left her with a loose poonani. Mangena said that her pussy was tight before she met 37-year-old Mugove Kurima in Zimbabwe back in 2016. Even though the dude was married, that didn’t stop the pair from shagging like rabbits. After the couple had been dating for 18 months, Mangena called time on their relationship because Kurima had apparently stretched her out vag too much with his giant dong.

She’s now suing Kurima for £8000 so she can pay to have reconstructive surgery on her saggy fanny. She says that even though she’s been dating since splitting up with Kurima, no man has been able to fill the big gaping void in her minge.

I’m not quite sure how this case is going to pan out but I don’t think the poor dude should be made to cough up 8k for having a large shlong. After all, she willingly allowed him to bang her her for 18 months. It’s not the guys fault that she’s a loosey goosey!
RE: A woman is suing her ex after she claims his huge dick left her with a baggy fanny

Hilary Briss > 14/11/2018, 12:31

There is a fella posts on this very forum with a similar problem.

Dudes name is "Bucket". Rather apt under the circumstances.

Slight variation on the theme however, this turnip got his back door kicked whilst "entertaining" himself in a place called "Walking Street".

Turns out that taking a walk on the wild side can have lasting consequences. Who knew ?

So there you have it kids, condoms can ward off The Aids but cannot help when your sphincter needs the help of a colostomy bag to stop you from shitting yourself.

Fucking heathen.
RE: A woman is suing her ex after she claims his huge dick left her with a baggy fanny

ReedeFox > 19/11/2018, 11:51

(14/11/2018, 12:31)Hilary Briss Wrote: There is a fella posts on this very forum with a similar problem.

Dudes name is "Bucket". Rather apt under the circumstances.

Slight variation on the theme however, this turnip got his back door kicked whilst "entertaining" himself in a place called "Walking Street".

Turns out that taking a walk on the wild side can have lasting consequences. Who knew ?

So there you have it kids, condoms can ward off The Aids but cannot help when your sphincter needs the help of a colostomy bag to stop you from shitting yourself.

Fucking heathen.

Pics or it didn't happen!
RE: A woman is suing her ex after she claims his huge dick left her with a baggy fanny

JamezZ > 21/11/2018, 00:15

Wouldn't the only way she could bring any sort of claim on this if she was claiming it was against her will? Surely if she was a willing participant then he can't be held responsible =/
RE: A woman is suing her ex after she claims his huge dick left her with a baggy fanny

mark.s.. > 21/11/2018, 07:30

stretching the courts resources with this case
RE: A woman is suing her ex after she claims his huge dick left her with a baggy fanny

JamezZ > 22/11/2018, 00:40

Waheey, I see what you did there mark.s.. I suppose you could say that the courts should take a very hard stance and just shaft this case for enlarging their load
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