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A pastor convinced his congregation to drink bleach after saying he blessed it

• A pastor convinced his congregation to drink bleach after saying he blessed it

• A pastor convinced his congregation to drink bleach after saying he blessed it

  ReedeFox > 20/09/2018, 10:27

  Remember that old saying your mum used to come out with you when you did stupid shit as a kid - "if somebody told you to jump off a cliff, would you?", well it turns out religious nuts totally would. If a priest tells them to do it, you can bet your ass they'll be scrambling to do it with a smile on their face. Whether that be eating those wafer things he pops in your mouth, or drinking bleach. Yup, bleach!
  
  
   A pastor from the Ark Ministry in Makgodu Village, South Africa recently told his congregation that a bottle of bleach was safe to drink because he had changed it into the blood of Christ. He told this to the local paper:
   
  

  Quote:Yes, it was Jik before I made the declaration. But after I declared it to be the blood of Jesus Christ it means it’s no longer Jik so it won’t harm anyone who consumes it.

  
  
  
  In case you're wondering what Jik is, it's basically the South African version of Cif. Amazingly, no one got sick from drinking it so he either switched it with water or that south African Jik is weak as piss. Either way, it's still pretty messed up what people will believe in the name of religion.

• RE: A pastor convinced his congregation to drink bleach after saying he blessed it

  FantasticMR > 20/09/2018, 10:35

  (20/09/2018, 10:27)ReedeFox Wrote: Amazingly, no one got sick from drinking it so he either switched it with water or that south African Jik is weak as piss. Either way, it's still pretty messed up what people will believe in the name of religion. 

  
  OOOOORRRRRRR, he actually blessed it! It's a miracle! So cynical Reede.

• RE: A pastor convinced his congregation to drink bleach after saying he blessed it

  ReedeFox > 21/09/2018, 11:05

  I'm going to bless my wee wee to make it taste like nesquik. Will you drink it?

• RE: A pastor convinced his congregation to drink bleach after saying he blessed it

  FantasticMR > 21/09/2018, 11:07

  (21/09/2018, 11:05)ReedeFox Wrote: I'm going to bless my wee wee to make it taste like nesquik. Will you drink it?

  
  Wouldn't even need to bless it.

• RE: A pastor convinced his congregation to drink bleach after saying he blessed it

  Jester62 > 21/09/2018, 17:06

  Hi There Foxy Lady And All You Rampant Hentai's
  
  Only Women Are Seen In These Pics Drinking " It " And No Men. What Must We Conclude From This Available Info - Are Men Not Expected To Drink " It " ? Or Is It Meant Only For Women Folk. You Can Certainly Expect Men To Be Officiating This Kind Of Religious Ritual In Magodu Village And Any Where Else For That Matter.
  Charlatans Emerge When They Think Of A New Way To Get Believers Behind Their Ministries,
  Doing Just This Kind Of " Religious Confidence Scam."
  Perhaps Foxy Lady Is Correct About The Content Of The Jik Bottles Being Changed To That Of Water.
  I Mean To His Congregation It Sure Does Look Like A Jik Bottle And It Even May Smell A Little Like Bleach Too.
  But Even I Can Work Out What It Needs To Accomplish This - A Single Drop Of Pure Bleach Just On The Outside Of The Screw Thread Or On The Shoulder Of The Bottle Does The Trick, Allowing Any Fool To Think And " Believe " They Are Drinking Bleach.
  Consider This- If You Have Never Tasted Bleach Before, How Would You Know That You Were Now Drinking It. Some Bleaches Are Pretty Much Watered Down These Days So Looks Are Decieving, Which Only Adds To The Veracity Of The Preachers Claim, Apparently.
  Only The Emancipation Of Women And The Natural Right For Women Decide What They Want To Do With Their Own Bodys Can And Should Be Had. It Is Imperative That Science Based Education Must Be Constantly Promoted Within These African Nations To Raise Their Awareness Of The Planet And The Path Of Evolutionary Developement Via Natural Laws Of Selection. Only In This Way Can People Free Themselves From The Yoke Of Religious Teranny, Control And Oppression.
  This Ancient Ignorant " Belief Systems " Must Be Put Behind Us With All Of What Already Been Left Behind.
  
  " It's Ok - I've Blessed It - So You Won't Get Sick " LMAO. Next He Will Abe Telling Them Is That He's The Next Messiah,lol
  " No He's Not The Messiah, He's A Very Naughty Boy." " Now Go Away " lol. ( Python )
  Regards,
  Jester
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