90 Day Fiancé star makes £37,000 by selling jarred farts

[ReedeFox]

Not sure if you’ve ever watched 90 Day Fiancé but if you did you’ll know that Stephanie Matto was one of the most irritating people on the show. Not only did she pretend to be bisexual for attention but she was also a hugely possessive weirdo to the poor woman she pretended to be in love with. 

 

It seems like Stephanie is still doing all she can to stay relevant and that includes selling her jarred farts to her adoring fans. Yup! Stephanie has revealed that she banks £37,000 a week by farting in a jar and then selling the jars to weirdos online for £750 a pop. 

 

I’ll now be taking bets on when Stephanie will start selling actually boxes of her turds. I can imagine those going for quite the handsome sum.

[ReedeFox]

Looks like Miss Farts-a-lot has done herself a mischief by squeezing out a few too many farts because she’s only gone and landed herself in hospital. Reality star Stephanie Matto has been making an absolute killing lately by selling her jarred farts to pervs online for £750 a pop but it seems her new business venture has hit a stalemate after Stephanie was taken to hospital with heart attack symptoms.

 

Stephanie began experiencing ‘shooting pains’ in her chest late one evening so she took herself off to A&E. After multiple tests doctors discovered that Steph’s symptoms were caused by excess gas from her diet of beans, eggs and banana protein shakes. Steph describes the ordeal: 
 

I thought I was having a stroke and that these were my final moments. I was overdoing it. It was quite hard to breathe and every time I tried to breathe in I’d feel a pinching sensation around my heart. And that, of course, made my anxiety escalate. 

I actually called my friend and asked if they could come over to drive me to the hospital because I thought I was experiencing a heart attack. I ended up going to the hospital that evening. I didn’t tell my doctors about the farting in the jar but I did tell them about my diet. It was made clear that what I was experiencing wasn’t a stroke or heart attack but very intense gas pains

 
Turns out you really can have too much of a good thing.

[FantasticMR]

I read this morning that since giving herself a heart attack after farting in jars that she now wants to move into the NFT space… I’m not quite sure whether she means buying them or making them but nice to know that she’s ready for the next way to make a quick buck with least effort.

#fartattack

[spitefulI]

I read this morning that since giving herself a heart attack after farting in jars that she now wants to move into the NFT space… I’m not quite sure whether she means buying them or making them but nice to know that she’s ready for the next way to make a quick buck with least effort.

#fartattack

That's the next step. Influencer cash not coming in like it used to? Don't worry, just pump and dump nft's and repeat.

[ReedeFox]

Stephanie Matto is at it again but after being warned by doctors that her fart business is taking a serious toll on her body, she has decided to move into the NFT market. Yup, would you believe this crazy bitch is now working closely with a digital NFT artist to come up with a "unique" collection of artwork, based on her bottled farts. Dig deep fellas, they won't be cheap.