Commuters on the Lilyfield Line on Melbourne’s Metro were treated to a right old show after a stark-bollock naked dude thought he’d slide down the middle of the carriage on his belly.  The dude rocking a mullet and a dad bod, strips off and takes a running dive at the middle of the carriage which is covered in fuck knows what - piss?! Booze?! Probably both...

 

His fellow passengers were clearly loving the entertainment on an otherwise boring train journey. However, the Metro Service weren’t best pleased: 
 

Quote:Passenger safety is Metro’s number one priority and this type of behaviour is completely unacceptable on public transport. If passengers witness anything of this nature on board a train, we urge them to press the emergency call button to alert Metro staff or to call police.We encourage our passengers to be mindful of those around them, which means behaving in a respectful and community-minded way.

 
Alright, calm down. It’s hardly endangering anybody, apart from the dude rubbing his bare dick on the floor. He’s bound to catch a few nasties...

STRAYA, where antics like this give life to bands like this...

you may laugh at our amusing activities, but things will change once we get colour tv, telephones which can be used without cords and some weird thing called the interwebdotw. by the way, that bloke in the train is our Sports  Minister