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  StrumSolo > 26/08/2013, 13:15

  So I've got a 'mate' who's girlfriend's birthday is coming up...
  
  She wants a tennis racket. "Make sure you let the shop know that I'm left handed", she says.
  
  Please share your examples of female 'wisdom'.

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  Clitterbug > 26/08/2013, 13:24

  Get onto this one then, and this I swear is true! we were at Chester zoo a few years ago looking at the elephants, there was a guy giving a talk on them then he said 'any Questions' some woman piped up 'ok when one of them is sick and dying how will it know the way to the elephants grave yard from here' ?!?!?

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  StrumSolo > 26/08/2013, 13:27

  Ha! Did he have a response? Or did everyone just collapse in to fits of laughter?

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  Clitterbug > 26/08/2013, 13:35

  He just gave a Mona Lisa type smile and shrugged! I said to her they go down the motorway to Manchester Airport and get a Jumbo to the Ivory Coast, she looked at me like id just pissed on her feet!

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  Hilary Briss > 26/08/2013, 13:37

  I once knew a girl that put cucumber in her gin ans tonic !!!!!

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  StrumSolo > 26/08/2013, 13:58

  (26/08/2013, 13:37)Hilary Briss Wrote: I once knew a girl that put cucumber in her gin ans tonic !!!!!

  
  It's the done thing these days isn't it?
  

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  dl > 26/08/2013, 15:33

  My friend bought a Alfa Romeo 132 with a flappy paddle gearbox , to this day i still get calls to go and rescue her because she cannot remember how to start the car . There is a sequence you have to follow and it being a Alfa its as reliable as British Leyland !!!!!

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  Hilary Briss > 26/08/2013, 15:58

  (26/08/2013, 13:58)ScottyRampant Wrote:

  (26/08/2013, 13:37)Hilary Briss Wrote: I once knew a girl that put cucumber in her gin ans tonic !!!!!

  
  It's the done thing these days isn't it?
  

  
  I believe in Yorkshire they do a great many things that the rest of us wont entertain.

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  Clitterbug > 27/08/2013, 16:20

  (26/08/2013, 13:37)Hilary Briss Wrote: I once knew a girl that put cucumber in her gin ans tonic !!!!!

  
  A cucumber in her 'Gin n Tonic' well ive never heard it called that before? I like to see a girl with a banana in her 'daiquiri'

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  FantasticMR > 27/08/2013, 17:41

  I once had a chat with one of the babeshow girls regarding the bible. Of course this was my mistake.
  
  Her question was simple, 'Was Jesus alive before or after dinosaurs?'
  
  It turns out that her breakdown of BC was Before Christ (indeed correct) and AD was After Dinosaurs (Not quite).
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