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You really couldnt make it up!

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• You really couldnt make it up!

  Clitterbug > 20/07/2013, 14:22

  Just read this in the Liverpool Echo, MAN CHASED JOGGER IN THE WOODS, A man admitted chasing a female jogger through the woods while wearing only a womans swimming costume. Ian Qualters of Clayhill Green, Little Sutton, pleaded guilty at Wirral magistrates court yesterday to using words or behaviour likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress. The court heard how the 38 year old had jumped out from behind bushes in Eastham Country Park in front of a jogger while dressed only in a black and yellow swimsuit on June 27. Alan Currums prosecuting' told how Qualters had chased her while shaking his belly and saying: 'Its a present for you if you want it' After police had attended Qualters address, he admitted it was him and handed over a selection of bikinis and swimming costumes he kept in the wardrobe. Qualters was given a 12 month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £155 in costs and compensation. Fucking hilarious!

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  RussyRover > 20/07/2013, 14:32

  lol mate, I'd be careful taking your dog out if I were you, you never know what weirdos are lurking behind (or in) the bushes...
  
  Did it by any chance have an artists rendition that looked anything like this?
  
  

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  Clitterbug > 20/07/2013, 14:46

  Hahahaa! yea m8 thats the Police artists rendition! this is his mug shot!

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  biglaaaa > 15/08/2013, 02:48

  all i can say that its a fucked up world, but thats not that surprising when you chuck a gazillion ppl together and expect em all to get along and not bother each other its called civilization myfriends and i want no part of it! back to the caves i tells ya, to the ccaves!!.
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