You're nowhere near as cool as this 1959 Aston Martin DB4 GT Lightweight

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You haven't got 302hp, nor can you reach a top speed of 151 mph.  

And if you were on an early morning cruise around the fancy parts of an unidentified British town, the locals would probably call the police.  

When the DB4 does it, Petrolicious show up with a film crew and an orchestra and everyone's delighted.

Might be time to re-evaluate your life choices...