Run along...



Not a hoax, hacking or mischievous photoshop effort. 100% genuine.

Jesus wept.

And then, the inevitable parodies.

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This is on the news right now, talking about Georgie boys generous penny off the pint, they are interviewing people in the street asking what they think, Mrs Brain Dead, Surbiton said 'Ooh yeah, i fink its a good fing, coz if you like to go out for a drink you can save a bit' well yeah you can Mrs and if you go out and have a hundred pints tonight you will come home £1 better off than you would have last night! i fucking despair i really do!

Takes the piss doesn't it, offering as little as possible to try and get working class people to vote for them, while being massively condescending at the same time
"look beer and bingo is slightly cheaper, because we know that's all you commoners enjoy".
So desperate, and definitely won't save them at the next election.

Sadly it wouldnt supprise me if they land another term, as the alternative is New Labour or as i like to call them the Tory B team, Lib Dems showed their strength by just falling in line behind their masters and UKIPs Nigel Farage arsing about outside the pub with a fag {ooeer} in his hand is just piss.
What we need is a fucking good clear out, either let the NHS give Westminster a huge enema {after all the excuse for being shite is, we are still clearing up the mess Labour left us in} or give the job to Fawkes!

I doubt they'll get another term, they've made most peoples lives infinitely more difficult, and as far as options go, Labour may be far from perfect but they are a step up from the Tories (Personally i'd rather vote for the monster raving looney party than the Tories). And UKIP are made up almost entirely of ex Tory and BNP members, and their ideas are backward.

I don't really follow up on these election things and parliaments, so i hope i don't accidentally offend anyone. but i just wanted to give my opinion about how shitty this is -.- 1p off beer and cutting bingo tax? thats pathetic! They really think we are stupid don't they! well okay there are a majority that will think this is good -.- in reference to what clitterbug said.

Unfortunately Briss sees Cameron winning the next election, with an increased majority, and not needing a coalition. (like that made any difference to policy !)

I just dont see Prime Minister Milliband.......