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You can now shag people from other households as long as you wear a mask!

• You can now shag people from other households as long as you wear a mask!

• You can now shag people from other households as long as you wear a mask!

  ReedeFox > 03/06/2020, 11:10

  As you know the government dropped the bombshell yesterday that it is now illegal to shag someone from a different household. Well after getting well and truly rinsed they’ve done a bit of back tracking and have said you CAN have sex with someone outside of your household but you must do it with a mask on. Pahahah!
  
   
  
  Here’s what Dr Jack Turban had to say about it all:  
   
  

  Quote:For some patients, complete abstinence from in-person sexual activity is not an achievable goal.
  In these situations, having sex with persons with whom they are self-quarantining is the safest approach.
  Those unable to take this approach may benefit from risk reduction counselling, which has proven effective in other realms of sexual health.
  Patients should also be provided with information about how to reduce the risk for other sexually transmitted infections as well as the importance of continued use of contraceptives during this time to prevent unwanted pregnancy.
  Other precautions include wearing a mask, avoiding kissing, showering before and after, and cleaning the space well with soap and alcohol wipes.
  It’s also recommended to avoid sexual practises involving the risk of faecal-oral transmission or involving semen and urine.

   
  Avoid semen and urine? Where's the fun in that?! I dunno about you but when I'm getting down to it I like a right faceful...
  
  
  
  We all laughed at this woman who cut a hole in her mask but I reckon she was ahead of the curve. That hole was really there so she could still tongue-punch her man’s butthole and still be safe. What a genius!
  
  

• RE: You can now shag people from other households as long as you wear a mask!

  StrumSolo > 03/06/2020, 16:04

  I think maybe we're still not allowed to have sex with people we don't live with so please be careful out there Rampant heads!
  
  https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style...45741.html
  
  Independent just presenting two unrelated bits of information there as though they're linked. Not cool.
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