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You can now name a cockroach after your Ex for Valentine’s Day

You can now name a cockroach after your Ex for Valentine’s Day
You can now name a cockroach after your Ex for Valentine’s Day

ReedeFox > 28/01/2020, 12:52

It’s pretty shitty being single on Valentines’s Day, especially if you know your ex is happily shacked up with another person. In that situation you can either get blinding drunk or use a nifty new service to name a cockroach after the ex that broke your heart.

Yes people, this is an actual service and it is being offered by Hemsley Conservation Centre in Sevenoaks and it won’t you cost you an arm and a leg either. For a £1.50 charitable donation, you not only get to name the cockroach but you also get a certificate that you can gift to your ex. Here’s the official statement from the Conservation Centre:

Quote:The start of 2020 let’s face it, hasn’t been great… and if you have been dumped recently it is even worse. But now it is time to cast those negative thoughts and feelings aside and to put a smile back on your face!

For those that don’t quite require revenge, there’s another way to make you feel better about getting back at your ex on Valentine’s Day. The HCC is offering the chance to name a cockroach in honour of your friend’s worthless ex- ‘someone’ on this special holiday of love for just £1.50.

We are highlighting these creatures through our ‘name a cockroach programme’ (we think adopt is a little too strong, after all – you probably don’t want to adopt your friend’s ex) to raise money for our projects at the zoo.After your donation you will receive a downloadable certificate and we will include your ex’s name on our roach board which will be revealed on Valentine’s Day!

I mean it’s a cool idea and it’s a great way to give money to a good cause but it’s also a way to show your ex that you’re a teeny bit psycho and cant stop thinking about them, but If you feel like giving it a go you can do it here.
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