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You can now buy a pillow shaped like an ass to bury your face in

• You can now buy a pillow shaped like an ass to bury your face in

• You can now buy a pillow shaped like an ass to bury your face in

  ReedeFox > 02/01/2019, 13:20

  If you’re single but love booty, I’ve found the perfect thing to give you some comfort on those lonely nights - an ass pillow! It was created by an American dude who raised the funds for the ‘Buttress Pillow’, through a kickstarter campaign last year.
  
  
   
  The three main advantages of the Buttress pillow, compared with an actual ass, are advertised as: no maintenance, no mood swings, and no farts. Here’s what the trailer says: 
   
  

  Quote:Since the beginning of time man has desired the butt. So round, so soft, so bootylicious. The ancient human mission has always been to claim that booty. However, this mission takes time, well-tailored texts, and Netflix, and so the eternal struggle goes on… until today.
  
  Introducing the Buttress Pillow. Scientists have created a butt without the extra expensive maintenance, the incomprehensible mood changes, or the gas. Soft, comfortable, all natural, it has surpassed 90 per cent of all human butts in both shape and function. On this historical day we mark the dawn of a new age, a time when everyone can feel the peace and happiness of butts – butts for all. Claim your booty.

   
  
   
  You can purchase a Buttress Pillow fit $69 but don’t forget to add UK shipping and import taxes which we all know is extortionate. The pillow is also made from organic materials and won’t rub your cheeks raw.  
   
  

  Quote:The ‘sweet spot’ between the thighs and cheeks will gently cradle your head and support the neck. Great for side sleepers, back sleepers and stomach sleepers. Squeezable, slappable and face buriable. Relieve the stress of a long day by coming home to the Buttress Pillow on your bed. Legs are flexible and separate so you can dress up your Buttress with undies and PJ’s.

  
  
   
  It’s the perfect gift for a man who has everything....except a girlfriend! 2019 is getting off to a weird start!

• RE: You can now buy a pillow shaped like an ass to bury your face in

  FantasticMR > 02/01/2019, 13:48

  They have to be missing a trick by not having optional entrances.

• RE: You can now buy a pillow shaped like an ass to bury your face in

  ReedeFox > 03/01/2019, 12:50

  Nah, I reckon they're holding out for the Buttress 2.0 for that extra little feature

• RE: You can now buy a pillow shaped like an ass to bury your face in

  FantasticMR > 03/01/2019, 15:27

  Pop my name down on the waiting list.

• RE: You can now buy a pillow shaped like an ass to bury your face in

  mark.s.. > 05/01/2019, 03:07

  let's connect the story about the bloke with can of air freshener up his arse , with this story. 2019 best seller- arse pillow that emits sweet scents whenever you  roll over whilst sleeping

• RE: You can now buy a pillow shaped like an ass to bury your face in

  irishlover > 06/01/2019, 00:27

  Love to get one if they make a pillow like Ashley Emma ;I think it would have a tube to blow it up.
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