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You can now buy a mini hot tub for your testicles!
- You can now buy a mini hot tub for your testicles!
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You can now buy a mini hot tub for your testicles!
ReedeFox > 18/10/2019, 12:25
With Christmas on the way it’s often hard to know what to get that special man in your life. Whether it’s your boyfriend, dad, brother or friend, what do you get a man who has everything?! - a jacuzzi for his bollocks is a good start!
Testicuzzi is a brand new, ground-breaking miniature hot tub tailor-made for your sweaty balls. And before you start thinking it’s just some novelty tat from the gadget shop, think again - because the website insists that it's an 'actual product'. Testicuzzi says:
Quote:This is not a gag gift, it is an actual product, but if you want to buy it for a friend we'll let you call it a gag gift for men.
The whole Testicuzzi idea originally started as a joke amongst friends but after thinking on it for a while, they decided to prototype it. Here’s what it says on the Testicuzzi website:
Quote:What started out as a funny conversation between friends a year ago, quickly turned into a conversation of 'We Should Totally Do This!' The Testicuzzi was conceived in a conversation about Dating, Drinking and Random Trends. As many of those conversations go, we decided to take what ultimately was funny conversation and turn it into reality.
To really perfect the concept, the team created multiple variations of the Testicuzzi using 3D printers. I’d love to have seen the product testing! Actually, no I wouldn’t!
The product's official description reads:
Quote:The Testicuzzi is the perfect gift for the man that genuinely cares about his testicles hap-penis. One dunk of the boys into this fine testicle jacuzzi is sure to tickle your fancy and sooth your manliness.The Testicuzzi features an ultra-soft pre-cast silicone pillow to rest your largest member on, a deep reservoir to dunk the tea bag into, battery-powered bubbles and hours of pleasure.
It also comes in a range of snazzy colours, including 'beautiful Gloss Black' and 'Gloss White'. However, If you're feeling generous, you can nab yourself a 14K gold-plated Testicuzzi for only £10,000. Bargain! Only the best will do for your balls!
The company is estimating a delivery date of December 10th so just in time for crimbo. Get ordering! -
RE: You can now buy a mini hot tub for your testicles!
Hilary Briss > 18/10/2019, 12:29
Got. U wanna jump in ? -
RE: You can now buy a mini hot tub for your testicles!
ReedeFox > 18/10/2019, 12:58
As tempting as that sounds I'll have to respectfully decline your most generous offer -
RE: You can now buy a mini hot tub for your testicles!
Hilary Briss > 18/10/2019, 13:06
Its a bit full anyway.