You can now buy a dick-shaped cushion with your mates face on!

You can now buy a dick-shaped cushion with your mates face on!
You can now buy a dick-shaped cushion with your mates face on!

ReedeFox > 08/11/2019, 13:38

We’ve all got at least one absolute dickhead in our friendship group, and before you start smugly thinking ‘nah my friends are all legends,’ maybe you should sit down and realise that YOU might be the dickhead. Even though at least one of your mates is a massive knob, it’d still be rude not to get them a Christmas present so we have the perfect gift idea - a big ol penis cushion with your mates face on it!

The cushion was created by the lads at Nerdy Banana, a personalised goods brand, and is aptly named the Snugzy Dickhead. As well as the cushion, Nerdy Banana also sells other personalised products such as socks and pants; because we all know how much men love opening a fucking pair of socks.

Whoever you choose to gift the cushion to, you better make sure they can take it and font end up crying on Christmas Day because you dared to put their face on a dick. To get cracking on your cock cushion you just need to head to the company's website and personalise your cushion by uploading a high-resolution image of your mates face. It’s that simple, and all for only £27.99! Bargain!

Merry Dickmas, fuckers!!!
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