WTF has Simon Cowell done to his face?!!!

[ReedeFox]

Seeing as Simon Cowell is an absolute turd who nobody likes, I have absolutely no problem in tearing him off a strip when it comes to his appearance. People have been mocking his giant veneers and square haircut for year, but his face in recent weeks have really caused people to recoil in horror. 



Simon showed off his new look on the red carpet for season 14 of America’s Got Talent and he literally looked like a creepy robot. Fans were quick to point out his frozen expressionless face but Simon hit back saying it was due to a change in diet. Er, ok! Clearly no fucker believed him. Here’s what the internet had to say:


 

Simon didn’t seem too fussed by the comments and retaliated with this: 
 

These are people who sit in dark rooms anonymously because they won’t put their real names – which I think is cowardly – writing horrible things about you.

 
I mean yeah, it’s pretty shitty to sit at home behind your computer and troll someone over their looks, but Simon Cowell is a giant shitstain so who the fuck cares?!

[FantasticMR]

 

These are people who sit in dark rooms anonymously because they won’t put their real names – which I think is cowardly – writing horrible things about you.

Simon Cowell, a man so on the pulse that he believes that people can only tweet from a desktop PC on 56k dial-up at their Mum's house.

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