WOMEN WHO LIKENS HER FANNY TO A 'BIG MAC' UNDERGOES SURGERY ON HER MESSY MINGE

[ReedeFox]

A woman who describes her fanny as a 'Big Mac with the filling hanging out' has just undergone surgery to fix her untidy flaps. Antonia said she was sick of feeling ashamed and has even received cruel taunts from men in the past about her large labia. What I want to know is what sort of douchebag would say that a woman?! Some guys need a good kick to the face.



Appearing on the BBC Three documentary My Unusual Vagina, Antonia explained that she was too embarrassed to have sex and that she wanted a pretty vagina to boost her confidence. Antonia described the ‘perfect’ vagina as a hamburger ‘nice and sealed shut, nothing hanging out’. She said:

The skin flaps are like elastic bands, if I was to pull them I could get them down to my thigh. In the past I've received comments like ‘I can’t wait to sleep with someone with a normal vagina’ and ‘you've got a pair of balls’.

Granted, not all fannies are pretty but how could anyone in their right mind think that that's an acceptable thing to say to someone?!



Antonia also spoke about her sex life:

For me sex is difficult, because it can hurt and feel uncomfortable.
How are you supposed to enjoy it when the main organ that you would use you feel completely embarrassed by, and then on the other hand it hurts physically. It is not an aspect of my life that is explored and enjoyed.

Here's a clip from the BBC Three documentary My Unusual Vagina.



I say good for her. If there's a part of your body you're unhappy with or embarrassed by, change it. There is no need to go through life feeling unhappy.

[gymaddict69]

Its bang out of order what those guys said to her..granted not all fannies are what some may perceive to be picture perfect (not that id know..ive seen hardly any..woe is me). Fair play to her for having the courage to tell her tae and get some work done. That said i hope it was just to boost her own self confidence and not to prevent any potental future taunts from some complete douche. Wasnt aware genetalia ops were available free on the NHS..perhaps its time to see someone about my tiny cock lol.

[ReedeFox]

You're bang on! Those guys was fucktards to have said that to her face. I've seen plenty of gammy minges and shit boob jobs during my time in the industry but I'd never dream of telling them that.

[FantasticMR]

You're bang on! Those guys was fucktards to have said that to her face. I've seen plenty of gammy minges and shit boob jobs during my time in the industry but I'd never dream of telling them that.

Unlike some of the cretinous photographers I've met over the years who did exactly that. Some arse holes just don't have a filter.

[Hilary Briss]

You're bang on! Those guys was fucktards to have said that to her face. I've seen plenty of gammy minges and shit boob jobs during my time in the industry but I'd never dream of telling them that.

Unlike some of the cretinous photographers I've met over the years who did exactly that. Some arse holes just don't have a filter.

Your arsehole has a filter ?

What you after peanuts or sweetcorn ?

Fucking weirdo.

[FantasticMR]

You're bang on! Those guys was fucktards to have said that to her face. I've seen plenty of gammy minges and shit boob jobs during my time in the industry but I'd never dream of telling them that.

Unlike some of the cretinous photographers I've met over the years who did exactly that. Some arse holes just don't have a filter.

Your arsehole has a filter ?

What you after peanuts or sweetcorn ?

Fucking weirdo.

Gillian McKeith insists that I attach a filter to my arsehole so all of the mulch can be strained out of these 'organic' juices I'm making with her.



We're only in the starting phases of 'Gillian and fMR's Life Rejuvinating Butt Juice' so there's still a way to go.  We spent most of the budget on the arsehole filter (it's essential, trust me) so we didn't have any spare money for additional flavourings. The first trial tasting had Gillian looking a bit worse for wear.



We're looking for £250,000 investment for 15% of the company.

[Hilary Briss]

You're bang on! Those guys was fucktards to have said that to her face. I've seen plenty of gammy minges and shit boob jobs during my time in the industry but I'd never dream of telling them that.

Unlike some of the cretinous photographers I've met over the years who did exactly that. Some arse holes just don't have a filter.

Your arsehole has a filter ?

What you after peanuts or sweetcorn ?

Fucking weirdo.

Gillian McKeith insists that I attach a filter to my arsehole so all of the mulch can be strained out of these 'organic' juices I'm making with her.



We're only in the starting phases of 'Gillian and fMR's Life Rejuvinating Butt Juice' so there's still a way to go.  We spent most of the budget on the arsehole filter (it's essential, trust me) so we didn't have any spare money for additional flavourings. The first trial tasting had Gillian looking a bit worse for wear.



We're looking for £250,000 investment for 15% of the company.

Sounds expensive for any percentage of your ring-juice never mind only 15.

But i suppose you are used to driving a hard bargain for a damp slither around in your fluids.

Dirty.

[FantasticMR]

You're bang on! Those guys was fucktards to have said that to her face. I've seen plenty of gammy minges and shit boob jobs during my time in the industry but I'd never dream of telling them that.

Unlike some of the cretinous photographers I've met over the years who did exactly that. Some arse holes just don't have a filter.

Your arsehole has a filter ?

What you after peanuts or sweetcorn ?

Fucking weirdo.

Gillian McKeith insists that I attach a filter to my arsehole so all of the mulch can be strained out of these 'organic' juices I'm making with her.



We're only in the starting phases of 'Gillian and fMR's Life Rejuvinating Butt Juice' so there's still a way to go.  We spent most of the budget on the arsehole filter (it's essential, trust me) so we didn't have any spare money for additional flavourings. The first trial tasting had Gillian looking a bit worse for wear.



We're looking for £250,000 investment for 15% of the company.

Sounds expensive for any percentage of your ring-juice never mind only 15.

But i suppose you are used to driving a hard bargain for a damp slither around in your fluids.

Dirty.

I rufuse to be defined by my dock days even if they did finance this new venture. Gillian brought nothing to the table financially, that's why she's chief tester.