WOMEN REVEAL THEIR WORST TINDER DATES

[ReedeFox]

Sometimes a Tinder date can be so bad, you just want to delete your account and never enter the dating circuit again. A few unlucky women took to Mumsnet recently to share their most horrifying dating stories and at the risk of sounding like an old fart, I'm so bloody glad Tinder wasn't a thing when I as dating. I might've ended up with stories like this...

- While arranging a third date he asked if he could stay at mine. Before I could say ‘no, wait until you’re invited’, he said that if he did stay he would have to have a strategic wank beforehand as he hadn’t had sex in a while. Needless to say there was no third date!

- Guy I’d been seeing a couple of weeks: ‘Do you mind if I brush your hair with my mum’s hairbrush?’ His mother had died twelve years prior to this.

- When he took his front teeth out and dropped them in a glass of water full of ‘bits’ on the bedside table.



- We were doing it doggy position but rather than thrusting in and out he kind of just rocked side to side.

- He told me he shaved his legs because he was a keen cyclist. Turned out it was because he liked to dress up in women’s clothes. Mine…

- He talked about his mum all the time. And he said ‘poo’ instead of shit.



- A man who stole the sugar sachets from the cafe we were having a coffee in. Filled his pockets. Me: What are you doing with the sugar? Him: Stealing it.

- The one who asked me out while we were sitting chatting. When I stood up he said, ‘Oh you’re taller than I thought. And not in a nice way’.



- When I texted to say we could meet in bar ‘Haha’ he replied with sweary text calling me all sorts as he assumed I was being funny. It was the name of a bar.

- The guy who, minutes into our first snog, asked me to hold his ‘love truncheon’. It was as if someone flicked a switch at that moment.

- He called my vagina a velvet purse…



- He told me he was in love with another woman – his mother – and I would have to ‘overcome’ her to prove myself to him.

- Man who after I finished with him kept posting single socks through my door…

- [b] The first time we had sex and half way through thrusting he said ‘oh yeah baby, hear that juice’. That was the end right there!


[/b]Do you guys and gals have any crazy dating stories you'd like to share? I'd love to hear them.

[FantasticMR]

- A man who stole the sugar sachets from the cafe we were having a coffee in. Filled his pockets. Me: What are you doing with the sugar? Him: Stealing it.

Looks like Supwer Phil Cool is out on the dating scene


- Man who after I finished with him kept posting single socks through my door…

Well we all know what was in those don't we.

[ReedeFox]

urgh, I never even though about the socks being a dirty wank rag. I thought he was doing it to signify being single and without his "other sock". How fucking dumb am I?