WOMEN DESCRIBE THE WEIRDEST THING THAT THEY'VE HAD IN THEIR MINGE

[ReedeFox]

As a girl I can totally relate to the feeling of just wanting to ram something right up your muff. Sometimes you're in a horny mood and a run-of-the-mill dildo just won't suffice. That's when you've got to get creative. Now I'm not about to spill the beans on my unusual masturbation devices but I am going to share this recent thread on Reddit where women reveal the weirdest thing they've jammed up their minges.

Pork Loin, triple wrapped in condoms. I was single and in my early 20's with the libido that could crush all libidos.. I hated the dildo I bought because it was really hard to the touch and those cyberskin one's were really expensive at the time. So I got creative, did the deed, came, and then threw the pork loin away in shame.

When I lived with my (conservative Asian) parents I was too scared to have sex toys, in case my mum found them, so I used to masturbate using a carrot wrapped in kitchen cling film.

Also, due to my frugal bringing up, I would always feel guilty about throwing the carrot away afterwards, like I'm throwing away perfectly good food.

One day post-coitus my boyfriend and I scanned the room for things to put in my vagina because we were bored. So a flashlight (hoping we could turn it on inside and see light come out of my vagina), and a cowbell. Yes I rang it.

I tried using a 360 controller on my clit. (you know that SMG gun in Borderlands 2 you get from Moxxi that makes the controller constantly vibrate... yeah...) It didn't do shit. I felt stupid.

Draco Malfoy. I had one of the figurines and one sunday, I decided to shove it in my vagina. I was 14 and didn't know any better!

A girlfriend of mine would steal the family screwdriver set and successively stick each one in her vagina, getting bigger and bigger. They each represented someone she knew. Bigger meant older, so these sessions ended with her fantasizing about someone's dad who she thought was hot.

This is one way of getting rid of thrush I suppose...

A clove of garlic, wrapped in a piece of lace. killed my infection overnight.

I had a friend tell me he found a condom in his girlfriends vagina that wasn't from him. This was years ago and I still wonder how she didn't know it was there?? Amazingly he stayed with her.

Hmm, some interesting methods there.