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Women are now smearing spunk on their faces in a bid to look younger

• Women are now smearing spunk on their faces in a bid to look younger

• Women are now smearing spunk on their faces in a bid to look younger

  ReedeFox > 07/05/2019, 13:05

  I’ve never been one to follow the up and coming beauty trends but if I did, this one is one I could get onboard with. The new beauty regime that people are swearing by is not only good for the skin, but also the libido. Enter -the sperm facial! 
  
   
  
  Celebrity facialist Chelsee Lewis has revealed that spunk can actually make your skin tighter and brighter as well as helping women’s make-up to sit better. Chelsee claims that Sperm is full of an antioxidant compound called spermine, which can help fight those pesky wrinkles. However if you don’t fancy lathering your face in a load of jizz, sex is the next best thing. Here’s what Chelsee had to say:  
   
  

  Quote:Sex is one of the best ways to boost oxygen and improve circulation to the skin, which will give you an immediate glow.
  Sexual intercourse helps the stress hormone but also helps to balance the hormones and improve collagen production. But you can go one step further with a sperm mask. Yes, you heard right! Using your partner's sperm as a mask is full of a compound called spermine, which is an antioxidant which can help reduce wrinkles, smooth the skin, prevent acne or spots and give you overall healthy-looking skin.

   
  
  
  Well there you go! It ain’t just for women either. You dudes can also give it a try. Simply knock one out into a bowl and smear it in your face, leave for a few hours and rinse. Boom, baby soft skin. You’re welcome!

• RE: Women are now smearing spunk on their faces in a bid to look younger

  FantasticMR > 07/05/2019, 13:31

  I am starting a back to basics version where I insist that the best delivery method is in person.

• RE: Women are now smearing spunk on their faces in a bid to look younger

  parkaner > 07/05/2019, 14:27

  Before and After
  
  

• RE: Women are now smearing spunk on their faces in a bid to look younger

  mark.s.. > 07/05/2019, 16:17

  oh. smear it on with your hands? sounds easier.  I been using fmr's method of self application  , but my back and neck are getting very sore from sitting upside down and applying directly. also, my aim is terrible, and I forget to keep my mouth closed too.
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