Fuck knows why I've been this in the 'babes' section but I know somw of you wrong'uns will be into it. A woman named Martina Big (pretty apt) isn't just content with having the biggest tits, she also now wants the biggest ass.
Martina, 28 (28? are you fucking kidding me?) has the largest tits in Europe, measuring a whopping 32S and she wants to have a booty to match. She says:
Quote:I have the biggest boobs in Europe but I need my butt to match my boobs.
I started thinking I should look like Barbie when I was 11.
My implants started at a 32D.
There is a tube and a water balloon inside and I have pumped up my boobs 18 times with saline and they is now 3700 CC, 9lbs each.
Quote:But because I had liposuction to get long legs my butt is a little bit too flat.
So I need really huge butt implants that I can control my size to grow bigger and bigger.
As my name says I’m ‘Big’ – but not big enough.
My liposuction was a really bad idea. I hope the doctors will realise my dream of getting bigger and bigger.
Clearly the woman's a littly kookoo. I mean who the fuck would want to look like that? Doctors have advised Martina against getting the ass surgery as it's just not an area that heals well after an invasive cosmetic procedure. Here's what Martina looked like before surgery, before pumping herself with gallons of saline and smearing hereslf in Bisto.
Whatever Martina decides to do about the ass surgery, let's hope she's safe and doesn't end up looking even more frightening.