I dunno about you but I tend to keep my fruit and veg in the fridge, not in my vajayjay. for one thing, I've got quite a tight cooter so I'd be lucky to get more than a carrot and a few grapes up there. By the sounds of this broad's story, she's storing her whole weeks shop up there.
The woman in question recently shared her story on Reddit and explained that her and her husband have been trying out new sex game. Their new fetish involves storing fruit & veg such as apples, pears and carrots in her fanny all day so her husband can eat it from her when he gets home from work in the evening. That's one way of getting your 5-a-day I guess.
They began trying out this bizarre new fetish as a way of spicing up their relationship, which seems to have worked as they've been doing it for a few months now. When questioned as to whether it's even safe to store food up there, the woman insisted that she gives the fruit a good scrub before ramming it up her muff but she was a bit worried as to whether it could make her ill. Funnily enough there's been very little research on the matter but people did suggest that it could lead to a nasty infection. I mean I don't see how. It's only a bit of fruit. She isn't storing it up there for a week until it's mouldy. Worst case scenario - she gets a bout of thrush and has to shell out a tenner for a canestan pill.