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Woman marries zombie doll and consummates the marriage
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Woman marries zombie doll and consummates the marriage
ReedeFox > 13/02/2019, 14:47
If a dude can marry his rubber sex doll without anyone batting an eyelid, then this woman can marry her creepy zombie doll. I mean both are pretty weird but hey, who am I to judge?!
Blushing bride, Felicity Kadlec from Massachusetts, recently got hitched to a zombie doll and claims the pair are kindred spirits. 21-year-old Felicity, has had the doll named Kelly Rossi since she was 13 and reckons it’s around 37 in doll years. The bizarre ceremony took place in Tiverton, Rhode Island and cost around £400. Four of Felicity’s friends attended the wedding, as well as 12 of Kelly’s doll friends. Kelly was dressed in a tuxedo while Felicity went the full shebang in a big white gown.
If you’re wondering why Kelly didn’t have her makeup done for the big day, it’s because she wanted to rock her zombie-ness and be who she really is. Here’s what Felicity had to say about the big day:
Quote:Kelly is the most valuable one! She’s been my world for years. Our wedding ceremony was beautiful and perfect – exactly the way I dreamed it would have been.
I made sure that the whole wedding was done properly so it would be as official as possible, and we consummated the marriage afterwards.Kelly was the groom as she takes the male role in our relationship, she is a tom boy so wore a suit – I feel she was most comfortable as the groom.
Despite having been in a relationship with Kelly for four years, getting married to her has made me feel so much closer to her, both emotionally and intimately. I married Kelly but only because I accept her for who she is, I look past her bloody face and I don’t mind her not having a jaw
Erm, what does she mean by consummating the marriage?! Did she shove the entire doll up her chuff? I legit need to know! TELL ME! it’s clear this woman is either proper lonely or just batshit crazy. I’m more shocked that she managed to find 4 mates willing to attend to this utter shitshow. Then again, if I was invited, I would have probably gone just for the sheer fuckoffness of it all. -
RE: Woman marries zombie doll and consummates the marriage
mark.s.. > 14/02/2019, 06:29
poor Kelly zombie. tried to run away, but couldn't, last time she? tried to tell felicity it was over, Kelly had her bloody jaw ripped off. luckily Kelly is braindead and doesn't realise what a fruitloop she has for a partner. actually, maybe it is a perfect union- they are both braindead