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Woman in severe pain is shocked to discover a dead tortoise up her muff
- Woman in severe pain is shocked to discover a dead tortoise up her muff
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Woman in severe pain is shocked to discover a dead tortoise up her muff
ReedeFox > 21/09/2018, 14:52
Most people are well aware of the things they shove up their muff - tampons, dildos, dicks, or pieces of fruit if you're feeling frisky. But rarely does anything just appear up there without your knowledge, except in this one rather peculiar case that has been doing the rounds over the past few days.
The story involves an unnamed woman who was holidaying in Tenerife but began experiencing severe pain after a night out with some new friends. After a visit to the doctor, they discovered a dead tortoise up there as well as a nasty infection. The woman insisted she had no idea how the creature got there but it sounds like a must've been a pretty big night out.
After a course of antibiotics the woman is fine and well which still begs the question - how the utter fuck did a tortoise end up in her fanny? Either she jammed it up there herself or got totally wasted that her new "friends" thought it would be funny to stick a dead animal up there. Either way, perhaps steer clear of people pretending to be your mates in foreign countries. -
RE: Woman in severe pain is shocked to discover a dead tortoise up her muff
Jester62 > 21/09/2018, 17:56
(21/09/2018, 14:52)ReedeFox Wrote: Most people are well aware of the things they shove up their muff - tampons, dildos, dicks, or pieces of fruit if you're feeling frisky. But rarely does anything just appear up there without your knowledge, except in this one rather peculiar case that has been doing the rounds over the past few days.
The story involves an unnamed woman who was holidaying in Tenerife but began experiencing severe pain after a night out with some new friends. After a visit to the doctor, they discovered a dead tortoise up there as well as a nasty infection. The woman insisted she had no idea how the creature got there but it sounds like a must've been a pretty big night out.
After a course of antibiotics the woman is fine and well which still begs the question - how the utter fuck did a tortoise end up in her fanny? Either she jammed it up there herself or got totally wasted that her new "friends" thought it would be funny to stick a dead animal up there. Either way, perhaps steer clear of people pretending to be your mates in foreign countries.
Hi There Foxy Lady And All You Rampant Hentai's
Well, I Know The Sea Turtles Of Tenerife Are Fond Of Snorkeling, But A Tortoise And Dead At That.
This Case Is Some What Bizarre And Unexpected To Say The Least.
Foxy, You Certainly Find The Rare Events That Happen In People's Lives Out There, I Commend You For Bringing Them To Our Attention. Keep Up The " Investigative " Work - It's Certainly A Thought Provoker, That's For Sure.
Come To Think Of It! " Now Where Did I Leave That Action Man Toy." Mmmmmmmmm lol.
Regards,
Jester
Yeah! Simply Weird.